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    how deep is your vagina?

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    Deeper than any ocean.

    One for you: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TYPE?!!! COME ON!
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    The Clap or Herpes?
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    I have 30 wives that do my duties.

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    ie slaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    The Clap or Herpes?
    Clap, that shit can be cured in five days of antibiotics. Herp is one of the only three STDs that actually matter.

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    I have 30 wives that do my duties.
    I'm serious. Do you have a special typing flipper?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    There is no question that you're the biggest douchebag on the board, yet you've managed to have your way with two of the most beautiful women on the board (PF+Chairmanmeow). How do you account for this?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I'm a "Fuck You Til You Love Me" type.

    Seriously though, at the end of the day women don't want to go out to dinner, laugh, or even dance, really--they want to fuck. You'd be amazed how much you can get away with and still seem adorable if you keep their brains constantly basted in orgasm endorphins.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    How many dicks have you been able to take inside you at once?
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Asking me how I type is like asking you how you hold down a job.

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    haha
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    How many dicks have you been able to take inside you at once?
    I have yet to meet a number of dicks I can't take.

    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Asking me how I type is like asking you how you hold down a job.
    It's easy to keep a job with two hands.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Who is better for a roll-Michael Jackson or Ivy?

    And you can't just say Ivy because she's your current "special friend". You have to be honest.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    hahaha douchebag.

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    When you chose the title of this thread why did you choose douchebag over douchenozzle?
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Who is better for a roll-Michael Jackson or Ivy?

    And you can't just say Ivy because she's your current "special friend". You have to be honest.
    Meaning who's better in the sack? MJ lacks in the titties department, although he nearly rivals in the facefucking department.

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    When you chose the title of this thread why did you choose douchebag over douchenozzle?
    Cause douchenozzle is 14 year olds' humor. Kinda like "stinkbutt."
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Clap, that shit can be cured in five days of antibiotics. Herp is one of the only three STDs that actually matter.
    What's the other one besides da Aidz
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    HPV.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    what are your thoughts on the office?

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    Dear Randy aka douche...

    its obvious you really believe yourself. do you ever consider the fact that your doucheness isnt quite as awesome as you perceive? just curious.
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    But yours is.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    im sorry im on too much acid to comprehend that
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    In a game of life or death you are given a gun with one bullet as you must kill one of three people. Your choices are: Suprefan, BROKENDOLL, or Adolf Hitler (just before his rise to power, as to stop WW2 and the Holocaust from ever happening).

    Whom do you chose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdubby View Post
    what are your thoughts on the office?
    It's good, it's also overrated and the first season was just terribly embarrassing.

    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    Dear Randy aka douche...

    its obvious you really believe yourself. do you ever consider the fact that your doucheness isnt quite as awesome as you perceive? just curious.
    ... I have honestly actually never considered this possibility. Wow, really? You think?

    I'm gonna have to digest this and get back to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    In a game of life or death you are given a gun with one bullet as you must kill one of three people. Your choices are: Suprefan, BROKENDOLL, or Adolf Hitler (just before his rise to power, as to stop WW2 and the Holocaust from ever happening).

    Whom do you chose?
    You're a fuckin idiot, Passive. Hitler.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
    ass on the grill

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Actually no. I'm a Jew, Passive isn't. If he was, he would be funny. Or smart. There would be some kind of redeeming quality is my point. Now you see how that doesn't apply.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Are you born a douchebag or does the environment turn into a douchebag?
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Are we going to finally hold hands when no one is looking next year?
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Are you born a douchebag or does the environment turn into a douchebag?
    It's all environment I'm pretty sure, unless you want to count the parents you end up with as a genetic relation.

    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    Are we going to finally hold hands when no one is looking next year?
    No. I will be busy fondling huge knocks. You know, there's plenty of gay boys in the world, you don't have to always be lusting after the straight and extremely talented. Just somehow work up the desire to pork some worthless, dime-as-a-dozen poofter.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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