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    Self-evident.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Do you hate happiness or just life in general?

    And female ejaculation, whats the deal?

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    I love happiness, I just hate people.

    Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.
    Sigged.
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    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I love happiness, I just hate people.

    Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.
    Massive LOL! This is much more entertaining than the scientist thread already.

    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I love happiness, I just hate people.

    Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.
    If you hadn't of missed the "Close Encounters" intro before it started spitting, you'ld probably feel differently, Douchebag.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    The Scientist thread is suffering from the fact that the person answering isn't me, and therefore it's not very funny.

    Continue.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    If you could wipe one notable person off the face of the earth, who would it be, and how would you do it?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Why New Jersey?

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    Why New Jersey?
    Any state that gives birth to me is obviously vastly superior.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Bono. I'd inject him with AIDS. He wouldn't die from that, though, I'd just want his blood tests to reveal that he had AIDS when he seemingly decided to go murder-suicide in the middle of fucking a small boy.

    The boy would be an unfortunate but necessary casualty.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Where's the best pizza in New York?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    what's up with the people that yell "yeeaaah" after every song at a show? Are these douche's your cousins, associates, or just simply supporters of the douchey cause?
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    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Where's the best pizza in New York?
    I dunno. Try anywhere in Brooklyn or Manhattan. It's all so much better than here your fucking head will explode.

    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    what's up with the people that yell "yeeaaah" after every song at a show? Are these douche's your cousins, associates, or just simply supporters of the douchey cause?
    Those are not douchebags, properly. They're fuckheads. Fuckheads have no idea that they're acting like douchebags--true douchebags know, and that's why we do it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Pete Seeger or Woody Guthrie?

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    What's your withdrawal plan for Iraq?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?
    What is this all aboot
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Katie Perry. How did this happen? What did we do to deserve this? And when will it go away? Same goes for 'The Hills'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?
    As a true douche, I would actually just feed you some bullshit long enough to get your wallet.

    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?
    I have no idea what you're referring to. I know Magic had HIV, 'cause he gave it to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Katie Perry. How did this happen? What did we do to deserve this? And when will it go away? Same goes for 'The Hills'.
    My real question with this chick is how the fuck did she get famous singing a song with a shocking chorus that's ALREADY BEEN FUCKING DONE?

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    what drug have you done the least? What drug have you done the most? What drug do you want to do more of?
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    whats the best combo you've ever done?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    What is this all aboot
    I dunno. If you wanna start an Ask Some Other Dumbass Posting In The Douchebag thread, do so.

    Quote Originally Posted by leo01g View Post
    whats the best combo you've ever done?
    Candyflipping, easily.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Peyote.

    Probably heroin, if we're discounting pot.

    I'm not sure any of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    What's in Uranus?

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    Multiple dicks.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    If you are supposed to be an expert douchebag why can't I find you on any of these sites?

    http://www.bigdouchebag.com/

    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

    http://www.myspacedouchebags.com/

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    "toe-may-toe", or "toe-maw-toe"?

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