Ask A Douchebag

[RotationSlimWang]

Self-evident.

[boarderwoozel3]

Do you hate happiness or just life in general?

And female ejaculation, whats the deal?

[RotationSlimWang]

I love happiness, I just hate people.

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

[greghead]

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

Sigged.

[boarderwoozel3]

I love happiness, I just hate people.

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

Massive LOL! This is much more entertaining than the scientist thread already.

Indeed.

[BROKENDOLL]

I love happiness, I just hate people.

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

If you hadn't of missed the "Close Encounters" intro before it started spitting, you'ld probably feel differently, Douchebag.

[RotationSlimWang]

The Scientist thread is suffering from the fact that the person answering isn't me, and therefore it's not very funny.

Continue.

[bmack86]

If you could wipe one notable person off the face of the earth, who would it be, and how would you do it?

[bballarl]

Why New Jersey?

[RotationSlimWang]

Why New Jersey?

Any state that gives birth to me is obviously vastly superior.

[RotationSlimWang]

Bono. I'd inject him with AIDS. He wouldn't die from that, though, I'd just want his blood tests to reveal that he had AIDS when he seemingly decided to go murder-suicide in the middle of fucking a small boy.

The boy would be an unfortunate but necessary casualty.

[bmack86]

Where's the best pizza in New York?

[greghead]

what's up with the people that yell "yeeaaah" after every song at a show? Are these douche's your cousins, associates, or just simply supporters of the douchey cause?

[RotationSlimWang]

Where's the best pizza in New York?

I dunno. Try anywhere in Brooklyn or Manhattan. It's all so much better than here your fucking head will explode.

what's up with the people that yell "yeeaaah" after every song at a show? Are these douche's your cousins, associates, or just simply supporters of the douchey cause?

Those are not douchebags, properly. They're fuckheads. Fuckheads have no idea that they're acting like douchebags--true douchebags know, and that's why we do it.

[bballarl]

Pete Seeger or Woody Guthrie?

[MissingPerson]

What's your withdrawal plan for Iraq?

[RotationSlimWang]

[bmack86]

Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?

[bballarl]

Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?

[stinkbutt]

Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?

What is this all aboot

[boarderwoozel3]

Katie Perry. How did this happen? What did we do to deserve this? And when will it go away? Same goes for 'The Hills'.

[RotationSlimWang]

Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?

As a true douche, I would actually just feed you some bullshit long enough to get your wallet.

Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?

I have no idea what you're referring to. I know Magic had HIV, 'cause he gave it to me.

Katie Perry. How did this happen? What did we do to deserve this? And when will it go away? Same goes for 'The Hills'.

My real question with this chick is how the fuck did she get famous singing a song with a shocking chorus that's ALREADY BEEN FUCKING DONE?

[All That I Am]

what drug have you done the least? What drug have you done the most? What drug do you want to do more of?

[leo01g]

whats the best combo you've ever done?

[RotationSlimWang]

What is this all aboot

I dunno. If you wanna start an Ask Some Other Dumbass Posting In The Douchebag thread, do so.

whats the best combo you've ever done?

Candyflipping, easily.

[RotationSlimWang]

Peyote.

Probably heroin, if we're discounting pot.

I'm not sure any of them.

[gaypalmsprings]

What's in Uranus?

[RotationSlimWang]

Multiple dicks.

[Ardentbiscuit]

If you are supposed to be an expert douchebag why can't I find you on any of these sites?

http://www.bigdouchebag.com/

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

http://www.myspacedouchebags.com/

[frozen pilgrim]

"toe-may-toe", or "toe-maw-toe"?