yes he can be 300 lbs and look like a fucking goofball...
but if hes got an accent...he'll get laid.
I don't get it..
What happen if someone make a crime?
I don't get it either, not that I'm complaining.
Would any ladies care to explain it to us, please?
Peaches fisted me while I was waiting in line for a churro.
Cleaned me out pretty good.
Ended up having to get TWO churros, cuz I ended up bein hungrier when she was done.
I have been to many festivals in the UK and as yet never got physically involved...I think us British are obviously more reserved, or more concerend about the music...but I guess once the music stops then there is always time to chill & chat with the opposit sex (in my case that would be female)...maybe make out??? what ever that means..
I keep reading that american girls like the British accent? I am seriously concerned for my safety...lookig forward to what will be a fantastic festival.
Tally Ho...chocks away...old chaps!
i think my accent in english is pretty subtle, but who knows? sometimes it comes and goes, just ask me to say "thursday" and you´l se why.
I´m older than you. I´m ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. –Dirk Anger, Nextwave #1
Accents are more sophisticated than the way Americans sound. Thats my logic behind it.
Would I rather make out with someone I just met that I think sounds like Hugh Grant rather than someone that sounds like George Clooney. Thats a bad example because they are both hot...
Lets say a Boston accent dude and an English lad both were trying to get some. I'd go with the English dude. Makes the hookup uh, less gross the day after...
Last edited by McFearless; 04-02-2007 at 05:34 PM.
Isn't circumcision less common in Europe though?
Dicksnout = gross
I think I'll have to work on an accent.
The accent means they are probably from elsewhere. Less chance of ever seeing them again.
Theres gonna be a lot of spread eagle buttsecks in our tent...feel free to join
Getting laid on the last night of the festivities with a camper would be nasty as fuck. Would be a fromunda cheesefest.
oh jesus you had to say that, didn't you. i'm shuddering.
That's why people should go on the hunt for pussies and dicks on the first night before everyone's funkdified.
If you're an ugly english lad.... I'd still hook-up with ya...
if you're a hot american dude... no way.
accents have always been my main attrcation. When I'm drunk or stoned, I tend to go iinto either an english or irish accent. I just do it for laughs but end up keeping it throughout the duration of my stupidity. The fella's seem to take to it.
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries
me: well that was a great dinner and movie
her: yes would you like to come inside to finish it off
me: okay this is acceptable
me: oh jesus what happened in here
me: this is probably the most distasteful smell imagineable
her: what is I don't smell it
me: lady your nose is broke
her: I don't understand
me: I have to go and breathe air
the above is something i like. a good exchange.
I didn't know how to back out gracefully, the stench was overpowering my tact abilities
at least you got a good story out of it.
I thought this whole 'american girls like english accents' thing wasnt anything to take serious. Curious
Doubt i'll be pulling at coachella as its just me and my bro going to the festival and that would just be awkward.. but i suppose u never know whats going happen!
Last edited by English-in-Coachella; 04-10-2007 at 01:55 PM.