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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    if you've got an accent then baby, you'll be fine.

    This statement makes me weep for the human race because of the truth behind it.
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    yes he can be 300 lbs and look like a fucking goofball...
    but if hes got an accent...he'll get laid.

    I don't get it..
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    I don't get it either, not that I'm complaining.

    Would any ladies care to explain it to us, please?

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    it's the novelty of it, i think. plus (certain) accents just sound sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToddThaGod View Post
    yes he can be 300 lbs and look like a fucking goofball...
    but if hes got an accent...he'll get laid.

    I don't get it..
    This is not true. But given the choice of two otherwise identical men, one with a hot accent and one without, I'll choose the accent every time.

    Is that so wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zipkoppie View Post
    I don't get it either, not that I'm complaining.

    Would any ladies care to explain it to us, please?
    One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???

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    Peaches fisted me while I was waiting in line for a churro.
    Cleaned me out pretty good.
    Ended up having to get TWO churros, cuz I ended up bein hungrier when she was done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamanda View Post
    One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???

    I have been to many festivals in the UK and as yet never got physically involved...I think us British are obviously more reserved, or more concerend about the music...but I guess once the music stops then there is always time to chill & chat with the opposit sex (in my case that would be female)...maybe make out??? what ever that means..

    I keep reading that american girls like the British accent? I am seriously concerned for my safety...lookig forward to what will be a fantastic festival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamanda View Post
    One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???
    not the accent perse, most americans speaking spanish at least sound a bit goofy. i think their atractive is only the fact that they ARE foreign. i mean, at least around here you dont see that many tall blondish blue or green eyed people.

    i think my accent in english is pretty subtle, but who knows? sometimes it comes and goes, just ask me to say "thursday" and you´l se why.
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    Accents are more sophisticated than the way Americans sound. Thats my logic behind it.

    Would I rather make out with someone I just met that I think sounds like Hugh Grant rather than someone that sounds like George Clooney. Thats a bad example because they are both hot...

    Lets say a Boston accent dude and an English lad both were trying to get some. I'd go with the English dude. Makes the hookup uh, less gross the day after...
    Last edited by McFearless; 04-02-2007 at 05:34 PM.

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    Isn't circumcision less common in Europe though?

    Dicksnout = gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

    Oops.
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    Dodgers suck. who's your daddy?? the Padres, that's who. the past two years... and this year no different.
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    I think I'll have to work on an accent.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    The accent means they are probably from elsewhere. Less chance of ever seeing them again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    The accent means they are probably from elsewhere. Less chance of ever seeing them again.
    which means, by typical female sex math, that it "doesn't count." Although it also vacation sex in a way, which, also "doesn't count."

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    Theres gonna be a lot of spread eagle buttsecks in our tent...feel free to join

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    Getting laid on the last night of the festivities with a camper would be nasty as fuck. Would be a fromunda cheesefest.

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    oh jesus you had to say that, didn't you. i'm shuddering.

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    That's why people should go on the hunt for pussies and dicks on the first night before everyone's funkdified.

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    You forget that the campground does have showers....I know erik's not showering, but I'm sure a lot of people WILL be showering everyday.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by McFearless View Post
    Lets say a Boston accent dude and an English lad both were trying to get some. I'd go with the English dude. Makes the hookup uh, less gross the day after...
    Boston accents are the most annoying accents ever! although maybe cuz people from boston are so annoying themselves that it makes their accent seem worse.

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    If you're an ugly english lad.... I'd still hook-up with ya...

    if you're a hot american dude... no way.

    accents have always been my main attrcation. When I'm drunk or stoned, I tend to go iinto either an english or irish accent. I just do it for laughs but end up keeping it throughout the duration of my stupidity. The fella's seem to take to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    this is my first coachella, so i'm hoping i can give my friends the slip and hook up with some delicious young man. at least once.
    send me a pm <3

    just kidding


















    but seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    Getting laid on the last night of the festivities with a camper would be nasty as fuck. Would be a fromunda cheesefest.
    Soju, I really hope this is not experience talking. I mean, just the thought of it makes me..........Oh Shit.............I just threw up all over me.......MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HE...................Fucgk, I did it again.
    Thanks a lot man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artgutser View Post
    Soju, I really hope this is not experience talking. I mean, just the thought of it makes me..........Oh Shit.............I just threw up all over me.......MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HE...................Fucgk, I did it again.
    Thanks a lot man.
    once I went on a date and I went back to her place to seal the deal, but her house smelled like a million dead cats. this is the actual conversation we had:

    me: well that was a great dinner and movie
    her: yes would you like to come inside to finish it off
    me: okay this is acceptable
    *opens door*
    me: oh jesus what happened in here
    her: what
    me: this is probably the most distasteful smell imagineable
    her: what is I don't smell it
    me: lady your nose is broke
    her: I don't understand
    me: I have to go and breathe air
    *leaves*

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    the above is something i like. a good exchange.

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    I didn't know how to back out gracefully, the stench was overpowering my tact abilities

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    at least you got a good story out of it.

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    I thought this whole 'american girls like english accents' thing wasnt anything to take serious. Curious

    Doubt i'll be pulling at coachella as its just me and my bro going to the festival and that would just be awkward.. but i suppose u never know whats going happen!
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