View Poll Results: How may times you've gotten laid at coachella

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    20 6.41%
  • 5-6

    4 1.28%
  • 6-plus

    18 5.77%
  • Only by myself`

    113 36.22%
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    Default HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Who's gotten coachella pountang
    If I'm the fucking man then your the fucking man as well so you can point that fuckin finger up your ass

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    I have never been, so I have never gotten coachella poontang. Is it consistent with other region's poontang?

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    oh boy
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    Today I asked a bum for some change. Suffice it to say, he wasn't too pleased.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

    Oops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

    Oops.
    He got served.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

    Oops.
    Oh snaps.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

    Oops.
    LMAO

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Who else plays "pocket pool" at Coachella?
    Quote Originally Posted by sighlent View Post
    you must be a troll or an idiot.

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    Tell em your story York.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    There was no laying involved...
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    i voted 3-4; however it's not like i met some random person and took them home. one was a boyfriend and one was a friend from new york. lemme tell ya, there's nothing like making out to the cure and depche mode live!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    My dog is great at spooning.

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    does this just mean anytime during the coachella weekend? or inside the actual festival?

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    I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.

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    NONE... I'm a coachella virgin...................



    but not for long!

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    pics plz ivy

    Pragmatists Unite!
    (If that works for you)

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    Quote Originally Posted by <<MATT>> View Post
    pics plz ivy

    HAHA. you read my mind!
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.
    hahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    go fuck yourself amy
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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.
    Thats been the case with me too... until this time! So I guess I'll find out lol.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    My votes going up now..

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Can people over the age of 12 respond to this question?

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    Not fun for me.
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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    I haven't been to Coachella yet, but something tells me it's gonna be a huge sexfest

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    Quote Originally Posted by aLexandRita View Post
    I haven't been to Coachella yet, but something tells me it's gonna be a huge sexfest
    where do you get that idea from

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    huge sex fest ? god i wish - this is my 4th time going and i have yet to get the nerve up to talk to any of the sexy ladies. maybe this year ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butthead'sCousin View Post
    huge sex fest ? god i wish - this is my 4th time going and i have yet to get the nerve up to talk to any of the sexy ladies. maybe this year ...
    yeah, but I'm also not very attractive, and I don't have a foreign accent.

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    all i know is, Prince is playing this year, so even the unattractive and meek ought to get laid Saturday night... especially if they wear purple. There should be a "If you're down to fuck after/during Prince wear purple" thread

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    But it's not.
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    Just don't try to have sex in a tight crowd.

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    Default Re: HOw many times have you gotten laid at Coachella

    i haven't but maybe it's because i'm not very attractive.
    will we always be
    like little kids running group to group
    asking "Who loves me?"
    "don’t know who loves me"?
    it's pathetic, it's impossible
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