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    Who got married, who passed away, who hates each other, who are the new weirdos? Any interesting experiences? Did we ever find out what happened to Canexplain?

    I miss you guys.
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    Just Steve died, that was a real bummer.

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    Dani and I finally cut the bullshit and got serious. We have a little one on the way in January. Hmm... There's a new Asian girl, her name's Robin, so we're going to have to call you Asian Girl 2 now.

    Tom is also dead. He fought hard, but, you know... Nobody really cared. Um... Hannah finally came out. Patrick turned straight and then died of poverty.

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    I hate everyone, if that helps.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Just Steve died, that was a real bummer.
    But I came back. Happy ending. Seriously, I'm the one that od'd and not this ^^^^ guy?

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    Canexplain outed himself as a pedophile of Mexican teenage prostitutes last year.
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    amyzzz likes sticking frogs up her butt

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    I'm not actually dead, I just wish I were.

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    Music feels the same .
    Spicy pie is mainstream shit.

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    i still love you <3
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    We all had a cock-off and it turns out strangely enough that Cara wins. She's hanging rope.
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    MalcolmJamalAwesome got married and the divorce is expected any day now.
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    Glad to hear you're still with us, JustSteve!! How are you doing?? How is your health now?

    Tomaz... will we ever make another Coachella pyramid?
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    What if your woman is one of those water-filled bag things with a hole in the middle that is designed to fall out of your hands when you try to pick it up?

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    Menik tried to smile for the first time and upon the slightest twitch of the corner of his lip he was instantly enveloped in a radiant cocoon of light and his home planet was spared ... for now.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Oh and um, let's see... emtgreg is a pedophile, nbvwes is a pedophile, Ron is a pedophile... MotoRave's wife is banging like everybody. What else...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    We all had a cock-off and it turns out strangely enough that Cara wins. She's hanging rope.
    Barb's shared a small, 1 person tent with me. She knows.

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    Ok wait... we knew about Greg for real being a pedophile, but is Wes? Doesn't he have young children? I remember him asking for advice on here when he was trying to adopt with his wife. That would make me very sad.


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    Yeah Wes is. And now he does gay cam shows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    Glad to hear you're still with us, JustSteve!! How are you doing?? How is your health now?

    Tomaz... will we ever make another Coachella pyramid?
    Health is doing well. Just had a double lung transplant 11 weeks ago and so far it's incredible. Guess my first words once the breathing tube was removed were "so clear." Has continued throughout recovery

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    Goddamnit Randy.


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    Steve I get so happy seeing your pedometer numbers. Keep it up, dude!


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    I miss YOU, Barb.
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    I saw Barb last night and she is fuckin fit! I'm so making her my trainer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    Goddamnit Randy.
    What? He seriously does. Or at least, he does cam shows, and I can't imagine any chicks are paying to see him beat off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    Ok wait... we knew about Greg for real being a pedophile, but is Wes? Doesn't he have young children? I remember him asking for advice on here when he was trying to adopt with his wife. That would make me very sad.
    Different Wes. Not PlayaDelWes. NBVCide or whatever he was.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Edit: well fuck me, I totally misunderstood the point of this post.

    In any event, I got married, so there's that.
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    Pretty sure she was referring to people anyone gives a fuck about, but thanks for more worthless input
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Pretty sure she was referring to people anyone gives a fuck about, but thanks for more worthless input
    Whoops.

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    I was just giving you a hard time. Congrats
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Thanks!

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