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    innit?

    where are all the women on this board?

    especially Audrina from the Hills. Where is she?!?

    kin ell

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    Well, with threads like the mexican whore thread, what do you expect?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You'd think all the guys would have been scared off by all the buttsex talk. Apparently not.



    hmmmmm......
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I expect Mexican whores and I see none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    innit?

    where are all the women on this board?

    especially Audrina from the Hills. Where is she?!?

    kin ell
    she used to party with us in college. aside from being flaming hot, there couldnt be a dumber bitch in the whole entire world. literally, so fucking dumb i wanted to shit on her tits, and not in a hot way.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    You'd think all the guys would have been scared off by all the buttsex talk. Apparently not.



    hmmmmm......
    was talking to a bunch of friends at lunch last week in the pub

    felching - is it hamsters or gerbils? and what's the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    was talking to a bunch of friends at lunch last week in the pub

    felching - is it hamsters or gerbils? and what's the difference?
    Hamsters are furrier.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    she used to party with us in college. aside from being flaming hot, there couldnt be a dumber bitch in the whole entire world. literally, so fucking dumb i wanted to shit on her tits, and not in a hot way.
    fuck man

    the whole time I've been watching the hills and admiring her filthy eyes, nice tan, great rack and nice teeth and I never realised she was thick as pig shit.

    I'm gutted

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    innit?

    where are all the women on this board?

    especially Audrina from the Hills. Where is she?!?

    kin ell
    I disagree sometimes it turns into a gangbang...
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Hamsters are furrier.
    I suppose a Guniea Pig is a no no, as they're pretty fat they might have trouble getting out again, depending on how your rim is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    I expect Mexican whores and I see none.
    hey, i'm only half mexican, give me a break!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    I suppose a Guniea Pig is a no no, as they're pretty fat they might have trouble getting out again, depending on how your rim is?
    Guniea Pigs are about the size of an eggplant...so use your own judgment.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Guniea Pigs are about the size of an eggplant...so use your own judgment.
    I thought that said 'elephant' at first I was like nah brah

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    Guinea. Guinea pigs.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    post yer titties!!

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    SHOTGUN BIG SPOON!!

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    felching, if im not mistaken, is when a guy cums in a girls ass, and sucks it out with a straw....at least thats what the urban legends around here say.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    innit?

    where are all the women on this board?

    especially Audrina from the Hills. Where is she?!?

    kin ell
    I was stood in line behind Lauren "Lo" Bosworth at a movie theater in Aliso Viejo. She was pretty cute.
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    oi Westy nice avatar son but stop hijacking my thread with that stupid trout Lo

    I hate the way she shuts out Audrina in the pad

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    FUCK YA BRAH


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    UP YOUR BUM!

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    Do you live upstairs from me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Do you live upstairs from me?
    me?

    I live in England m8

    liberal pebble dashed shit box it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    UP YOUR BUM!
    Ok. But my safety word is "repression."

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    do you keep your neighbors up at night fighting?


    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Ok. But my safety word is "repression."

    hahahaa. WINNER!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Ok. But my safety word is "repression."
    Not "shammy shammy"?

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    LunaVC...


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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaVC View Post
    me?

    I live in England m8

    liberal pebble dashed shit box it is
    HEY.




    I have family that live in Essex, where abouts do you live?
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    Luna is gay.
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