two german guys need help

[poiler]

At first, my english isnt very well....
but i need your help! we come for ratm to the coachella from germany...
we want to stay in the usa for one week and could somebody give me the name of a cheap hotel in the near of the coachella...or is somebody so nice to show us california? how is it to camp there?

[vinylmartyr]

Tun Sie das an Aufstellungsortkampieren. Alle Hotels im Bereich sind soldout. Ich benutze einen Übersetzer, um dieses zu schreiben. Ich bin ein Amerikaner.

[vinylmartyr]

Did that make any sense?

[poiler]

i understand you...its funny but i know what you mean...and this "Aufstellungsortkampieren" means camping? thank you for the information

[randy ricochet]

Ja die arrsen!

[poiler]

what do you mean with arrsen? i dont know this word

[rhodez]

ich bin muzzy

[randy ricochet]

England 5 Germany 1

[femmeoo7]

ich kann deutsch sprechen aber ich komme leider nicht aus california.

vielleicht konnt ihr die folgende websites benutzen?
www.expedia.com
www.priceline.com
www.travelocity.com

ich und meine schwester (die auch deustch spricht) werden lager da aufschlagen. viele andere leute zu treffen, doch in der naehe vom konzert, und viel spass!

viel glueck!

[randy ricochet]

Hangetitten

[randy ricochet]

Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen

[randy ricochet]

Sie ist eine Fregatte

[montague]

ich wuerde dir raten, die woche in LA zu verbringen, und nur ein oder zwei naechte zu campen. indio ist 3 stunden mit auto von LA entfernt, und ausser dem festival ist dort nicht viel los.

[randy ricochet]

nein

[danielcampoverde@hotmail.]

shaiza!!

[Elazarus]

England 5 Germany 1

lol

[fatbastard]

Woher in Deutschland kommen Sie? Es gibt eine kleine Gaststätte in Villingen-Schwenningen, das das Neckarquelle genannt wird. Haben Sie von es gehört?

[SojuGorae]

England 5 Germany 1

[Philthy]

Nobody mention the war.....

[McFearless]

"Aufstellungsortkampieren" means camping?

Hahaha. Thats an intense word for camping.

[E-rock]

"Two German Guys Need Help" kinda sounds like the dirty movies I hide under my bed.

[dinosaurateme]

germans are cool.
you can stay in my tent.

[randy ricochet]

"Two German Guys Need Help" kinda sounds like the dirty movies I hide under my bed.

U a swerver are you!!!?

[E-rock]

U a swerver are you!!!?

Is that a fancy way to say *** in the UK?

[RATMan]

Wir haben Ihren Arschen im Krieg gehaut.

(Translation: We kicked your ass in the war)

But, seriously, if you want to stay in a hotel near Coachella, please reserve a room here:

http://www.ritzcarlton.com/hotels/phoenix/

It's affordable and within walking distance of the polo field

[vinylmartyr]

snap

[poiler]

so a lot of helpful comments...thank you for these...
and yes...the ritz hotel is a good idea...but is there a landing place for my private jet -.-....

[randy ricochet]

Wir haben Ihren Arschen im Krieg gehaut.

(Translation: We kicked your ass in the war)

I think you'll find that we kicked their ass while we were waiting for you to turn up!!!!

[kimery08]

one time i got really drunk and spoke german.
i dont know a lick of it but my friends dad thought that was my native language and that my family speak it at home.

crazy.

[RATMan]

I think you'll find that we kicked their ass while we were waiting for you to turn up!!!!

You didn't kick Jerry's ass in 1940, you just barely stopped them from invading. Ask the two German guys looking for a hotel room, they'll tell you.

After that, you kicked their ass with $50 billion of US and Canadian war material. You're welcome.

Oh, and sorry about not getting there soon enough to protect you (once again)... we didn't have an alliance with Poland, like you fools did! Hahaha!