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    With so many of us gathering in one place should we be worried about zombie attack? It's inevitable to happen eventually and the smell of so many tasty fresh bodies might attract the undead.

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    Zombies with aidz needlez!

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    Bjork's singing can ressurect the dead, so I think you're right, there's gonna be a problem.

    Flames don't hurt them. You need to bring a big chainsaw and chop off each limb individually so they can't move anymore

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    Chainsaws need gas. We need something better to fight the hordes of undead.

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    guns.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.
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    Colin Blunstone was a Zombie.

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    Zombies are slow. Just walk briskly.
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    Remove the head, or destroy the brain.
    I'm starving... let's get some f*ckin french toast!

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    If only GV wasn't so strict and would just let us bring in our Zombie repellent this wouldn't be a problem.

    I lost 3 people from my group last year to Zombies - shame on you GV!!!
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    I highly suggest this book. No camper should ever be without it. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE OR AMAZON AND BUY IT NOW OR YOU TOO WILL SURELY PERISH!!!!



    The website: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

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    That's the one I'm talking about. Have you read World War Z by the same author?
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    I can't say I have. Is it also about zombies?

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    forget the zombies, worry about the robots and monkeys....

    robots and monkeys.

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    The title is

    World War Z: an oral history of the Zombie War

    So yes, it's actually by Max Brooks as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cityzun View Post
    I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.
    i own that, what a great book.

    My personal favourite way to kill, or re-kill, Zombies is simply disguise chickens as humans, so therefore the zombies get salmanela, and die.

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    This thread and the one about the ostrich are the best threads, EVER!
    Last edited by el chango; 02-06-2007 at 02:58 PM.

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    Always stay in groups of two! Never go into any dark place alone! Anyone seen 28 days later?
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    Do you wanna shoot some zombies? or maybe you wanna eat some brains??
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    Quote Originally Posted by cityzun View Post
    I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.
    Complete protection from the living dead!
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    "Those things ... they're all over the place ..."



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    I think that Coachella would be the perfect time for the uprising, for these simple reasons

    1.Coachella, as you know, is a meeting of some of the world biggest nerds, and will most likely be the highest concentration of Max Brooks readers ever assembled. (you will need: tight non-constrictive clothing and blunt objects)

    2.Coachella is extremely close to mount San Jacinto and a has a cable car to an otherwise entirely inaccessible mountain top. You could hide there for years and not see more than 20 zombies (that is, once you eliminated the inhabitants)

    3.With so many guileless RATM fans around escape will be a peace of cake.

    4.Being that Coachella is, for the rest of the year, a deserted hick town, i am quite sure that gun stores and wal marts are not in short supply.

    5.Maybe Zach Galifianakis will end up coming with us. (that mother fucker is hilarious)
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    this shall be a time to remember. I say we get everyone(-thing), including the zombies, doped up on epinephrine and have an all out war. hell, with 10,000 campers its not like they can really MAKE all of us leave. We can resist their orders and establish an anti-zombie fighting ground right there at coachella. Fuck the music. This is my new reason for going.
    threw you the obvious, and you flew with it on your back.

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    I would be more worried if The Cranberries were playing...
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    I KNEW I SAW ZOMBIES LAST YEAR!!! They were gently swaying to Deerhoof. That explains everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by el chango View Post
    This thread and the one about the ostrich are the best threads, EVER!
    Ostrich zombies would be scary as shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    "Those things ... they're all over the place ..."



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    YES!!! YES!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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    Suddenly I have a hankering for raw ground beef!
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    I would be more worried if The Cranberries were playing...
    Or if zombies attacked during a cranberries set. that would be plain disturbing
    threw you the obvious, and you flew with it on your back.

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    Uhhh...this is not a fun thread to read while eating Oreos.

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