Shit I lost track My dick hurts
1, because I went with my significant other. Seriously... Do people try & hook up at coachella? When I went single, the LAST thing on my mind was hooking up with someone. There's too much other fun to be had!
Jerked off in the tent one year. Does that count as 1?
"Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"
So wait, because I didn't hook up with anyone at coachella it means I'm a virgin? Shit thats unfair man. Fix yo poll son
Hook up means sex in Vegas. FYI
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