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  • Fuck it, Ill use Wet Naps

    35 32.41%
  • I think I can get a shower in first

    19 17.59%
  • Nothing, let the hoochie handle my marinde, yo!

    44 40.74%
  • None of the above. Exchange numbers and whack it in the WiFi tent under blanket

    10 9.26%
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Thread: Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

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    Default Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

    Filtheh
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    what does the last option have to due with bat wings
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    Default Re: Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

    Haha. So far, showering is the least voted option

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    Default Re: Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

    Do it in the camp showers at 2am, hopefully less lines. I like to get clean while I'm getting dirty, sorry hippies.

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    Default Re: Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I wish I could edit and correct the word "Marinade" dammit
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    "Marinde" is my favorite Caifanes song.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    Do it in the camp showers at 2am, hopefully less lines. I like to get clean while I'm getting dirty, sorry hippies.
    ^Cosign.

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    Marinde sounds fun and exotic.
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    I will be enjoying my solar shower.

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    Clearly, the majority are some gross foolz.
    This is some Bonarroo nastiness.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    I would think using a condom would be a simpler and better option than just walking around with dried up spunk in your meathole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the choice cat View Post
    I will be enjoying my solar shower.
    I hope mine comes in on time! Just ordered it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the choice cat View Post
    I will be enjoying my golden solar shower.
    Word
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: Campsite Sexxxin Hygiene

    Quote Originally Posted by the choice cat View Post
    I will be enjoying my golden showers.
    Word up.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Tarp off a canopy and set up a solar powered camp shower, 2 for 1

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