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    Full story here.

    At least mother nature has a sense of humour.
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    GTFO! That shit's hillarious!
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    Cockberg!!!!!

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    how punny
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    Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom

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    This is the best news story ever.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    Default Re: Global warming creates GIANT ICE PENIS

    when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Blazed View Post
    Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom
    sigged
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    how punny
    whore.
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    the penis mightier.
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    .... cold cocked?







    I know. Too easy.
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    Cockciscle.

    Brrrrcumcision.





    Alright, I'll stop.
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    power of the penis!!!

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    I'd like to hear what Al Gore has to say about this.

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    Now if it had been an ice sculpter than it wouldn't be a surprise, but Mother Nature?
    she should be at the comedy festival this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Brrrrcumcision.
    +10
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hatinisbad View Post
    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    *siiiggggghhhh*


    the south pole

    i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet

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    It'll prolly attract sperm whales.
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    Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    *siiiggggghhhh*


    the south pole

    i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet
    How didn't I think of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.
    yeah it is actually really clever

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    "Cockberg" is the worst portmanteau since "edutainment".

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    I mean, say it. Try to say it. It's phonetically unpleasant. It sounds like choking, vomiting, and burping simultaneously.

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    The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
    im sure your ass could handle it.
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    blue balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    im sure your ass could handle it.
    Don't worry GPS... Melts in your mouth, not your hands!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg?
    You snooze, you lose, Marooko...That was exposed a long time ago and it talked even!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    *siiiggggghhhh*


    the south pole

    i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet
    Because you want one of those that points North? Damn, is it too early for a Snow Cone?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
    Now that I found this thread, I'm suddenly infatuated with the thought of snowmen.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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