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    Arrow How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    1st date, 2nd, 3rd ? 10th ? 11+ ?


    i encountered a 2nd date farter, and since i wasn't too into her to begin with i basically ceased contact w/ her

    i would have let it slip (hek hek...) if she were more in line with my chi and shit



    so, what's acceptable to/for you?

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    You look kinda familiar. Did you attend a speech class last fall at Saddleback college?
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    never.

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    girls don't fart
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    i love you!!!. OMG. im in love.

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    How weird. My co-workers and I were talking about this subject an hour ago.

    One of them agreed at least 6 months hahaha

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    You look kinda familiar. Did you attend a speech class last fall at Saddleback college?


    actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



    who are you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lafolieverte View Post
    actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



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    I'm Westy. You look like someone, but i guess the avatars are pretty small, so I must be mistaken.
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    You people should not be allowed to leave this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lafolieverte View Post
    actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



    who are you ?

    to help others or to help yourself?

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    what?

    how about neither, since i didn't even need the class to begin with

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lafolieverte View Post
    what?

    how about neither, since i didn't even need the class to begin with
    just curious, dude. on that note, why did you take it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    girls don't fart
    Please don't perpetuate this misconception. My husband almost has a heart attack every time I have to let one slip (and I only do it if I absolutely have to, okay??), and I'm sick of him saying "sorry, double standard! I'm allowed to fart and you're not."
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    cause i wasn't really paying much attention to what i needed at the time ?

    it was still useful, however







    anyway, can we get back to the topic ? have a gas...

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    when you were in class, did any girls fart there?

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    i wish i had been that lucky




    i once walked into class (high school) with some dog shit on the bottom of my shoe without realizing it. that was pretty bad. good thing those under the seat binder trays scrape shoes well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Love this

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    yeah, because we can have too many threads, but never too many cat pics, gifs, vids, etc. yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    girls don't fart
    Now, Allyjoy...You know we do on occassion, but we have found that bitching relieves the same amount of internal pressure, thus we do that instead. Men should probably be grateful for this too. I know if I quit bitching and farted instead, there'd be days I'd probably shit my shorts! Anyway, back to the original post... It is something that EVERYBODY does, but that doesn't mean try to impress your date by going through the music scales, or worse, breaking some sound barrier. Hell, I thought Suffacated had issues with his cellphone calls when we first started hanging out. He'd always go out side, or need something from his truck. Then there was that first time it happened and I gigled like it was nothing...Biggest mistake ever! Lord knows how long he would have gone before exploding into tiny pieces everywhere! Not only can he do those scales, I've figured out where his board name comes from! He tries to convince me it's a bonding thing and I should join him! Yeah, right! Like my mere little toot on a horn is gonna enhance his musical? I'll compromise...He can fart all he wants...as long as I can bitch about it! BTW...I'd say if you're comfortable enough to fuck, farting should be on the near horizon, but don't turn it into an event. (I'm done bitching now.)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    i forgot to mention that this 2nd date farter ripped ass twice, with some time between

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    hahahahahaha

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    I knew I'd regret posting in this thread. oh well.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by lafolieverte View Post
    i forgot to mention that this 2nd date farter ripped ass twice, with some time between
    did she say excuse me or anything? sorry? i dont know, something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Please don't perpetuate this misconception. My husband almost has a heart attack every time I have to let one slip (and I only do it if I absolutely have to, okay??), and I'm sick of him saying "sorry, double standard! I'm allowed to fart and you're not."
    I was just kidding
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    i take back my love. screw you.

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    Default Re: How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

    yah she did, but it wasn't a big deal or anything

    sort of like icing on a cake that i wasn't really hungry for anyway


    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    did she say excuse me or anything? sorry? i dont know, something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i take back my love. screw you.
    it's not the first time someone has taken back their love from me... it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    ive been with my girlfriend for 2 years almost, and still have never farted in front of her, and never heard her either...
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