How far into dating is it okay to fart in front of the other person ?

[lafolieverte]

1st date, 2nd, 3rd ? 10th ? 11+ ?


i encountered a 2nd date farter, and since i wasn't too into her to begin with i basically ceased contact w/ her

i would have let it slip (hek hek...) if she were more in line with my chi and shit



so, what's acceptable to/for you?

[Westy]

You look kinda familiar. Did you attend a speech class last fall at Saddleback college?

[marooko]

never.

[allyjoy]

girls don't fart

[marooko]

i love you!!!. OMG. im in love.

[Heresy]

How weird. My co-workers and I were talking about this subject an hour ago.

One of them agreed at least 6 months hahaha

[lafolieverte]

You look kinda familiar. Did you attend a speech class last fall at Saddleback college?

actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



who are you ?

[Westy]

actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



who are you ?

I'm Westy. You look like someone, but i guess the avatars are pretty small, so I must be mistaken.

[thestripe]

You people should not be allowed to leave this thread.

[marooko]

actually i took that class in fall of 2000, i think



who are you ?

to help others or to help yourself?

[lafolieverte]

what?

how about neither, since i didn't even need the class to begin with

[captncrzy]

[marooko]

what?

how about neither, since i didn't even need the class to begin with

just curious, dude. on that note, why did you take it?

[amyzzz]

girls don't fart

Please don't perpetuate this misconception. My husband almost has a heart attack every time I have to let one slip (and I only do it if I absolutely have to, okay??), and I'm sick of him saying "sorry, double standard! I'm allowed to fart and you're not."

[lafolieverte]

cause i wasn't really paying much attention to what i needed at the time ?

it was still useful, however







anyway, can we get back to the topic ? have a gas...

[marooko]

when you were in class, did any girls fart there?

[lafolieverte]

i wish i had been that lucky




i once walked into class (high school) with some dog shit on the bottom of my shoe without realizing it. that was pretty bad. good thing those under the seat binder trays scrape shoes well...

[sames44]

Love this

[marooko]

yeah, because we can have too many threads, but never too many cat pics, gifs, vids, etc. yeah.

[BROKENDOLL]

girls don't fart

Now, Allyjoy...You know we do on occassion, but we have found that bitching relieves the same amount of internal pressure, thus we do that instead. Men should probably be grateful for this too. I know if I quit bitching and farted instead, there'd be days I'd probably shit my shorts! Anyway, back to the original post... It is something that EVERYBODY does, but that doesn't mean try to impress your date by going through the music scales, or worse, breaking some sound barrier. Hell, I thought Suffacated had issues with his cellphone calls when we first started hanging out. He'd always go out side, or need something from his truck. Then there was that first time it happened and I gigled like it was nothing...Biggest mistake ever! Lord knows how long he would have gone before exploding into tiny pieces everywhere! Not only can he do those scales, I've figured out where his board name comes from! He tries to convince me it's a bonding thing and I should join him! Yeah, right! Like my mere little toot on a horn is gonna enhance his musical? I'll compromise...He can fart all he wants...as long as I can bitch about it! BTW...I'd say if you're comfortable enough to fuck, farting should be on the near horizon, but don't turn it into an event. (I'm done bitching now.)

[lafolieverte]

i forgot to mention that this 2nd date farter ripped ass twice, with some time between

[woogie846]

hahahahahaha

[amyzzz]

I knew I'd regret posting in this thread. oh well.

[marooko]

i forgot to mention that this 2nd date farter ripped ass twice, with some time between

did she say excuse me or anything? sorry? i dont know, something?

[SFChrissy]

[allyjoy]

Please don't perpetuate this misconception. My husband almost has a heart attack every time I have to let one slip (and I only do it if I absolutely have to, okay??), and I'm sick of him saying "sorry, double standard! I'm allowed to fart and you're not."

I was just kidding

[marooko]

i take back my love. screw you.

[lafolieverte]

yah she did, but it wasn't a big deal or anything

sort of like icing on a cake that i wasn't really hungry for anyway

did she say excuse me or anything? sorry? i dont know, something?

[allyjoy]

i take back my love. screw you.

it's not the first time someone has taken back their love from me... it won't be the last.

[paulb]

ive been with my girlfriend for 2 years almost, and still have never farted in front of her, and never heard her either...