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    hahahahahaha ......hahahahaha jesus I hate this place.

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    that may get in the way of the choking. I doubt the very large black man would allow for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    I don't care where you live. They have craigslist everyfuckingwhere and where there is craigslist there are hookers.
    I'm on craigslist.

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    the hookers out here all have hooks

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    does the choking cost extra? just curious.
    yes, but the beauty is, you get an instant refund...
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    the hookers out here all have hooks
    that's a unique dilemma
    '99-'11...

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    it doesn't have to be this way The

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    well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh
    probably a little harsh you're right, that was just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the phrase "choke a hooker"
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    I'm not saying this to be an ass towards the guy but seriously if the the guy was annoying would you really want to hang out? If you thought he was "nice" woudln't you say something along the lines of "hey, i'm sorry but i still would like to be friends or hang out" if that's what you wanted? I mean, I know some chicks are just straight up bitches but some dudes can be straight up clingy and annoying as well. I obviously don't know the dude so I can't say either way.
    are you suggesting roadkillinghighway...is an annoying fuck??? Cause yeah, if a person is just all around lame...no I would not wan to hang out...or be friends...but if the guy has a bit of interesting qualities then yeah I'd want to hang out...

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    how about hook a choker

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    /\ if that works for you, sure
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    it doesn't have to be this way The
    I don't think it's going to get any better Full.

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    im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from mars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from mars
    having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

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    well no wonder you fucked it up roadkill

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Depends on what is negotiated up front. Most hookers don't even get nude, they arrive, you start to negotiate then a very large black man comes in the room, takes all of your money and the girl and you try again next weekend.
    happend to me once. its not fun.

    some people liked to be choked, roadkill. you just gotta do a little research if thats your thing.

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    Fuck you get AIDS die suck dicks.

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    this is what came up when I searched ladies from mars
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...
    Out of left field but true.

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    Well hold on, were you choking a hooker as you asked the girl out?
    'Cause that's cool in private or whatever, but girls don't like to see you do it or anything...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...
    amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...
    false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches

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    holy christ. How do you delete your account here?

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    No shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches

    Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.

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    Why don't you hack in and delete Roadkill's account.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.
    This is true but having a big dick will get you more female (or male) attention by default.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.
    Psst, it's probably all a joke...

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