Why cant we be friends

[Young blood]

hahahahahaha ......hahahahaha jesus I hate this place.

[locachica73]

that may get in the way of the choking. I doubt the very large black man would allow for that.

[bug's mom]

I don't care where you live. They have craigslist everyfuckingwhere and where there is craigslist there are hookers.

I'm on craigslist.

[Roadkillhighway951]

the hookers out here all have hooks

[humanoid]

does the choking cost extra? just curious.

yes, but the beauty is, you get an instant refund...

[humanoid]

the hookers out here all have hooks

that's a unique dilemma

[full on idle]

it doesn't have to be this way The

[locachica73]

well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh

[humanoid]

well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh

probably a little harsh you're right, that was just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the phrase "choke a hooker"

[SFChrissy]

I'm not saying this to be an ass towards the guy but seriously if the the guy was annoying would you really want to hang out? If you thought he was "nice" woudln't you say something along the lines of "hey, i'm sorry but i still would like to be friends or hang out" if that's what you wanted? I mean, I know some chicks are just straight up bitches but some dudes can be straight up clingy and annoying as well. I obviously don't know the dude so I can't say either way.

are you suggesting roadkillinghighway...is an annoying fuck??? Cause yeah, if a person is just all around lame...no I would not wan to hang out...or be friends...but if the guy has a bit of interesting qualities then yeah I'd want to hang out...

[Roadkillhighway951]

how about hook a choker

[humanoid]

/\ if that works for you, sure

[thestripe]

it doesn't have to be this way The

I don't think it's going to get any better Full.

[Roadkillhighway951]

im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from mars

[SFChrissy]

im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from mars

having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

[TomAz]

well no wonder you fucked it up roadkill

[bluemamba]

Depends on what is negotiated up front. Most hookers don't even get nude, they arrive, you start to negotiate then a very large black man comes in the room, takes all of your money and the girl and you try again next weekend.

happend to me once. its not fun.

some people liked to be choked, roadkill. you just gotta do a little research if thats your thing.

[PotVsKtl]

Fuck you get AIDS die suck dicks.

[allyjoy]

this is what came up when I searched ladies from mars

[boarderwoozel3]

having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

Out of left field but true.

[MissingPerson]

Well hold on, were you choking a hooker as you asked the girl out?
'Cause that's cool in private or whatever, but girls don't like to see you do it or anything...

[locachica73]

having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

amen

[allyjoy]

having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.

[Roadkillhighway951]

i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches

[Young blood]

holy christ. How do you delete your account here?

[thestripe]

No shit.

[TommyboyUNM]

i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches

Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.

[Blinken]

Why don't you hack in and delete Roadkill's account.

[boarderwoozel3]

false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.

This is true but having a big dick will get you more female (or male) attention by default.

[boarderwoozel3]

Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.

Psst, it's probably all a joke...