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    today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

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    Its because you smell... I'd keep my distance too.

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    yeah right if you took a wiff of me you 'd be like a flower to a bee

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    Im sorry to hear that roadkill. I happends sometimes i guess. Keep your head up and listen to this song. Feel better

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    thanks blue i aint's blue no mo'

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    For your situation theres always a good solution. rufees.

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    rufees wainwright, maybe i'll ask a dude out

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    Thats always a possibility. just go gay. try to aim low at first.

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    When you get rejected like that dude, don't grasp on to any contact by ASKING if you could be friends. If she was nice and decent and not creeped out or scared of you she would have given you the, "I'm not interested in you that way, I would rather be friends" line.

    Relax,don't act so anxious and you know what i'm gonna help the board out here and post a list of rules my friend Ryan has come up with.

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    I love this guy
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Holy shit. You guys are all fucking idiots.


    I'm using the ignore option for the first time in 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thestripe View Post
    Holy shit. You guys are all fucking idiots.


    I'm using the ignore option for the first time in 5 years.
    Why?

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    That reminds me of that book "He's Just Not That Into You" lol. Which I have used often in my search for a relationship and even as a reason to break up with someone.

    I love rule #3 & #5. It applies to my ex who is trying to pretend he has changed and isn't still a lieing cheating male whore. I know him well enough to know that no matter how much he tells me he loves me he will always put his dick in other women. STAY AWAY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts
    maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here
    Dont say that. The guy is in pain.


    Faxman you didnt have to post that big ass list in here. Just link him to your new thread.

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    I got rid of the list no worries. I had no idea a list would annoy so many people. You fucks are funny.

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    Its not annoying. Just dont post that fat list everywere like some douchebags posts there wish list poster everywhere when any artist discussion is brought up.

    I dont hate the list. A lot of the things on there make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here
    frozen if u cant say anything nice do say anything at all. but all in all do what u must, i just write bro, it might make sense it might not might be a joke might not. since when are message boards seroius business i dont get ur drift frozen

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    naw, don't sweat it, man. it's my brand of humor. it takes a while to catch on. I happen to find you quite funny at times, actually. you're evidently a dude with a sense of humor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts
    You should take this more like a man. Instead of whining on a message board, go choke a hooker.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    doesn't say where he lives, hookers could be scarce.
    shoot a dog.

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    what a bitch...if someone was interested in me and I didn't know it I'd appreciate it if they wanted to "Hang Out" vs. "a Date"...that's when a friendship is developed and you can show her how cute and irresistable you are as you lean in for the kisskiss at the end or mid point of the evening...not because you want to but because the vibe is right...you have to be intuitive!!!

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    I don't care where you live. They have craigslist everyfuckingwhere and where there is craigslist there are hookers.

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    i've got no sense of humor at all, the doctors told my mother if she wanted an abortion because it showed that i would be born without a sense of it

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    does the choking cost extra? just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You should take this more like a man. Instead of whining on a message board, go choke a hooker.
    sound advice if I've ever heard any
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    what a bitch...if someone was interested in me and I didn't know it I'd appreciate it if they wanted to "Hang Out" vs. "a Date"...that's when a friendship is developed and you can show her how cute and irresistable you are as you lean in for the kisskiss at the end or mid point of the evening...not because you want to but because the vibe is right...you have to be intuitive!!!
    I'm not saying this to be an ass towards the guy but seriously if the the guy was annoying would you really want to hang out? If you thought he was "nice" woudln't you say something along the lines of "hey, i'm sorry but i still would like to be friends or hang out" if that's what you wanted? I mean, I know some chicks are just straight up bitches but some dudes can be straight up clingy and annoying as well. I obviously don't know the dude so I can't say either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    does the choking cost extra? just curious.
    Depends on what is negotiated up front. Most hookers don't even get nude, they arrive, you start to negotiate then a very large black man comes in the room, takes all of your money and the girl and you try again next weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

    After the week I've had, well the fucking few months I've had, I don't have much sympathy for you. You were never with her and she never made you bullshit promises. Move on.

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