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    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...247105,00.html

    Two men were arrested Tuesday by Salt Lake County sheriff's deputies after investigators say they attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax.

    The key to catching the men was their apparent affiliation with Juggalos.

    The men, both 21, were booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of aggravated assault. The two were at the home of a 17-year-old Kearns boy at about 4:30 a.m.

    One of the men was jealous of the victim text messaging a girl, according to jail documents. He also believed he contracted a sexually transmitted disease from the girl, which she in turn got from the victim, jail documents state.

    During the altercation with the victim, that man stabbed the teen with a knife and the other man struck him with a medieval battle ax type of weapon in the back of his neck, said Salt Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Paul Jaroscak. Doctors needed about 300 stitches to close the wound, he said. He was last listed in critical condition at a local hospital.

    "The detective investigating the case said the ax could have very well have decapitated him," Jaroscak said.

    The weapon used has also been described as a four-sided "warrior's ax," according to the sheriff's office.


    getting too hyphy on that faygo

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    um thats not as bad as the greyhound bus murder.


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    so the juggalos got shown up, huh? well i don't know if they'll be too pleased with that.

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    Default Re: Two Juggalos nearly decapitate teen

    Yeah, that's more like Darwin's truth coming into play...the Canuck Decapitaiton Bus Murder is by far a more sinister thing...

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    that bus shit is unfuckingcool. people from winnipeg, man...

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    I was waiting for your take, Pilgrim. I was expecting that shit to happen in Nebraska or something, not Canada lol.

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    canucks are crazier than juggalos.
    you learn something new every day.
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    Wow...when will the Juggalos just kill each other off and go away forever?

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    STD's, battle axes, faygo, crystal meth, and white trash make for a deadly mix.
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    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    this is when I'm in favor of the death penalty...just kill these motherfuckers and forget about them.

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    Yeah, why not just kill everyone.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    agreed erik, dont even try them. the cops just need to carry around a lethal injection syringe and end these peoples lives on the spot.
    RAPE STOVE

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    Yeah, why not just kill everyone.
    no, just kill these morons who think it's cool and okay to go and kill someone while they're sleeping with a battle ax. They're not sorry they did it, and they are definitely not smart, so keeping them around does nobody any good.

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    ...I'm speechless. As long as these people continue to plague our collective human existence, there's no hope for change and evolution.
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    oh hai, this was in slc hahahahaha. HOLLA.
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    Sorry, I am fully, FULLY anti-death penalty. There is no excuse for killing anyone imo.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    DUDE!!!i want a fucking battle axe!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Sorry, I am fully, FULLY anti-death penalty. There is no excuse for killing anyone imo.
    what if they repeatedly raped and then killed your daughters?
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    Edit: nevermind.
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    anti-death penalty
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Sorry, I am fully, FULLY anti-death penalty. There is no excuse for killing anyone imo.
    Yeah but what good does it do to lock people up like this? Waste resources and money on keeping them alive? I'm not pro death penalty all the time, but on people this inhumane and stupid, there is no benefit to anyone on keeping their existence. Kill them and move on. It does everybody good.

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    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=096_1217580722

    police scanner radio from on the scene.

    wait for the very end D:

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    I forgot where on the forum, but there was an article about Russia banning emos (or something along those lines).

    I say we should ban Juggalos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Is that the greyhound butcher? He's a juggalo too? Jesus H Christ. Send all fucking juggalos to internment camps. Obviously this juggalo crime wave has only begun.

    thats the greyhound victim

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    radio from the greyhound bus, not the juggalo fuckage

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    zzz, so you're saying you would stand idly by while the people who raped and killed your daughters continued to live their lives not to mention waste taxpayers money?
    RAPE STOVE

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    wait, the greyhound butcher killed a juggalo?!

    holy shit, this is starting to make more sense.
    us canadians are ape-shit crazy, but not usually randomly and unjustifiably. if the greyhound victim was a juggalo....

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    Actually, if I remember reading this correctly, it's more expensive to send a prisoner to his death and keep him on death row because of all the legal expenditures, appeals, and other bullshit than to sentence someone to life in prison.
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