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    if you were fucked by a horse on accident, and it was the greatest fuck of your life, would you do it again?
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    if your speaking from experience, pics plz.
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    white power?!

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    if it was anything like that prison rape . . .
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    Psycho... have you been drinking cough syrup again?
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    Did you watch that thing on some guy who got screwed by a horse and then died?

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    The answer is yes, right?

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    How would that happen "accidentally", exactly?

    If I didn't know better, I'd say you were sounding out our reactions before you come clean.

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    God bless the internal combustion engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    How would that happen "accidentally", exactly?
    You know, you are re shoeing the old boy and then you notice he is wearing your favorite Axe fragrance, one thing leads to another and then BAM! It's a common occurrence in the slut world. It's okay psychoc&ndy, we won't judge, you on this incredibly stupid thread.
    Last edited by thestripe; 12-08-2008 at 10:13 PM.

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    ass on the grill

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    Man... water sports, now beastiality. I can't wait to see what's next!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Psycho... have you been drinking cough syrup again?
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    Now that is some funny shit.

    And yeah, if you fucked a horse once going back for seconds is small potatoes, you still got fucked by a horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    And yeah, if you fucked a horse once going back for seconds is small potatoes, you still got fucked by a horse.
    ^ now that is a sig if ever saw one. in fact, that is a fortune cookie.
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    I think we all need a bit more insight on the subject.

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    Being fucked by a horse can run you a lot of money. I Saw on HBO Real Sports that some horses demand up to 100k for each "service". Good luck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I think we all need a bit more insight on the subject.


    Is fucking a pony the same as getting fucked by a thoroughbred?
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    would you guys be as judgemental if i got fingered by a baboon?
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    They have baboons in Iceland?
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    once you go horse you never go back.
    I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

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    Yeah, right...an accident...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    would you guys be as judgemental if i got fingered by a baboon?
    I'll leave that up to the Baboon...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Did you watch that thing on some guy who got screwed by a horse and then died?
    oh god that was awesome. he popped like a pringles lid once his colon perforated
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    I'm suprised you didn't have a YouTube vid of that to post, Mr.Nipples! (That's okay though, really!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I have a feeling necrophelia is around the corner (and no I'm not gonna spell check the big word)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    if you were fucked by a horse on accident, and it was the greatest fuck of your life, would you do it again?
    come over here and get your fisting like a good girl
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    Its still legal in Florida, I just saw on the news the other night that they are finally going to make it illegal again.

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