You remind me of Roseanne-era Laurie Metcalf, Marc.
Blame Marc for inspiring ye olde pics...
That's me noticing that someone is taking the sack race way too seriously. Wish I still had that track top, but in a much larger size.
Oh, (more) '80s.
"Gene Anthony, the young boy in short shorts you ordered has arrived!"
Me and the old man in a photo booth.
Me and my high school girlfriend. My friend in the Hard Rock Cafe shirt doesn't know quite what to make of it all.
That's a BB in my right eye socket.
I do hope I haven't already posted any of these.
I was thinkin more Lost Boys than Top Gun.
A moment of rare sincerity in place of my usual snarkiness. Yeah I look pale and gross, but this was one time I didn't care. This photo was taken March 4, 2008, the day my Acute Myeloid Leukemia was declared to be in complete remission. I look like shit and posing like that knocked the wind out of me (no joke), but it was a happy day. And now here we are 2 years on and I'm still in complete remission.
My first novel, Darkhouse, has been published and is available here on Amazon. It has nothing to do with Coachella. Or vampires.
Yeah, good job! Fuck cancer!
I used to throw my G.I. Joes into my ceiling fans.