You're all going to be really disappointed when you find out I have the mouth parts of a beetle for a face.
Is there a Bug On Your Lip pun here somewhere? Anybody? There has to be, right?
You haven't lived!
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
So I found a round-trip ticket from Dublin (right?) to LAX on United for $221 + fees!!!!!!! MP, this trip is so doable.
Holy cow. Do it. DO IT.
That's worth it for the frequent flyer miles and free booze alone.
I would gladly donate some money, under the condition that she camps within close distant of me
I didn't know MP was an atheist.
You kids are sweet.
This year just isn't happening for me though; but I promise I'll be more than glad to take all your money next year.
In the meantime, I'll enjoy your showering devotion like some sort of oddly endearing love bukkake.
And yup, I'm all about the atheism. Sometimes I have to stay up late to get all my atheism done, in fact. Mmm, atheism. I have no beef with believers until they do something stupid on God's say-so, though. And I like your buildings - good call on the spires. They're freaking awesome.
MP, with all this love you should take advantage of the free ticket and wave at your fans near the front entrance. How come you can't come? What could you possible be doing that takes priority over hangin' with us?
It is cheap. Really, really cheap.
I wonder. Would I have to flap my arms myself, or what?