Not even close
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
lol only thing fat about you is your fivehead <3
I mean, can you blame them for getting tired of having to read every post in which you try to claim guedita-chan's vagina? Bro-dawg... if it were that good, it wouldn't need some insecure kid on a message board bragging about it, now would it? Reality dictates that you're afraid one+ of us are going to slam that shit this year, and that you're hoping the fact that you state you've had it countless times would deter any of us from slamming it. No offense to the board, because you're all cool people in your own way, and I'm sure you've all got great qualities.... But there's no chance in fuck I would stick my dick inside any of you. This is the internet. Even admitting to fucking people you meet here is sad. To go on boasting about it like there's an essential value? Tells the rest of the men here two things: It wasn't that good for her, and it was better pussy than her physique would suggest.
Reality Vs. "You're a meth head" tactics. Class dismissed.
Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.
Fui quod es, eris quod sum. I once was what you are, you will be what I am - epitaph carved on Roman gravestones.
Last edited by Zafocaine; 02-20-2013 at 08:45 PM.
I can't wait for the Zafos to start speaking in the first person plural.