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    I wonder how long it will take for a drunk redneck to punch an 11 year old?
    and why the hell does Hot Wheels make a radar gun?!




    Landon Wilburn, 11, points his Hot Wheels brand radar gun to see how fast an oncoming SUV is driving on Taylorsville Road past the Stone Lakes subdivision in Louisville, Ky.


    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Landon Wilburn, 11, has a future as a cop a traffic cop.

    The youngster, who used to shout at speeders to slow down as they drove through the Stone Lakes subdivision in Louisville, now has taken matters into his own hands.

    Dressed in a reflective vest, wearing a bicycle helmet and armed with an orange Hot Wheels brand radar gun, he points and records the actual speed of passing traffic.

    Landon also carries a flashlight with a built-in siren.

    "When I saw it happening, I got the biggest kick out of it," said resident George Ayers, 61. "People were locking up their brakes when they saw him."

    Many in the subdivision are frustrated that motorists tear through the neighborhood at 55 mph despite signs posting a 25 mph limit.

    Officials said the city will install speed humps in the neighborhood if 70 percent of residents agree and are willing to put up half the money.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    i bet he has lots of friends

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    So when his parents told him to go play in traffic he took it literally.

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    I want one of these. My street has people racing down it at ridiculously high speeds, and I want to throw rocks at them. The city won't put in speed bumps until someone dies.




    I'm guessing Hot Wheels makes the gun to clock the speed of their little cars?

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    I think that's awesome, actually. The kid is shaming people into slowing down.
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    I hope he gets run over.

    "What could be going 100 miles per--D'oh!"
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    I say this little bastard on CNN this morning. Who the fuck wants to grow up to be a traffic cop.
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    Im not above chucking my morning coffee at a kid while going 30+ over the speed limit.

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    Yell "***" at him when you do too, just so he gets discouraged about the prospect of life ever stopping being cruelly unfair and inaccurate to him.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    So when his parents told him to go play in traffic he took it literally.
    My parents used to tell me to go play in traffic too. I didn't take it literally...I understood it more like, they didn't give a shit what I did and off I went like some lil' rebel.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Yell "***" at him when you do too, just so he gets discouraged about the prospect of life ever stopping being cruelly unfair and inaccurate to him.
    Yeah, I make sure to yell at least 2 kids a week.

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    haha that's funny.
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