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    From tmz.com....

    Posted Jul 16th 2008 12:06PM by TMZ Staff

    Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

    Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

    Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000.

    UPDATE: Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

    Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulling her top down.

    When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.

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    Wow... I didn't think he was into girls so this is even more shocking. And Buffalo Wild Wings for a piss and a grope? Who'da thunk it.

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    that mug shot would make a better joker than heath ledger's entire performance i'm sure, lol.
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    Default Re: Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint

    Notice how all of these stories happen at 2am? Just once, can I please read a groping/drug story that happens at say, noon?

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    Damn, I was secretly hoping it was Dick Cheney, not Andy Dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Notice how all of these stories happen at 2am? Just once, can I please read a groping/drug story that happens at say, noon?
    well, wanna meet me in tempe in about two hours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Notice how all of these stories happen at 2am? Just once, can I please read a groping/drug story that happens at say, noon?
    its too hot to grope anyone at noon in Murrietta
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    Wow that mugshot is great
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    he's soo creeepy...

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    if the tabloids and media ignore andy dick, he will go away. until then, i'm also surprised he groped a girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    well, wanna meet me in tempe in about two hours?
    Don't tempt me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    until then, i'm also surprised he groped a girl.
    alledgedly groped a girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Notice how all of these stories happen at 2am? Just once, can I please read a groping/drug story that happens at say, noon?
    if you dont like the news, make it.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    well, wanna meet me in tempe in about two hours?
    lets go make some news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnypark View Post
    alledgedly groped a girl
    Groped an alleged girl.
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    ...nothing good ever happens after midnight.

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    living after midnight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apathetic00 View Post
    ...nothing good ever happens after midnight.
    Actually I am of the belief that everything good happens after midnight. For example to marrow i am seeing TDK at 12:01.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
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    that doesnt even look like andi dick. I remember watching his show were he was looking for a secretary? That show was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Damn, I was secretly hoping it was Dick Cheney, not Andy Dick.
    the first Dick that came to my mind when i read the title was Dick Clark. that would have been wild.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leo01g View Post
    that doesnt even look like andi dick. I remember watching his show were he was looking for a secretary? That show was awesome.
    that show was very awesome! I usually would never watch a show like that, but I accidentally saw the first episode, and I was hooked...my brother and I were in a roadtrip to Wyoming, one night we stayed in a Utah motel, and there happened to be an Apprentice marathon on that night....we had to watch the entire thing

    I think Andy Dick is hilarious and highly entertaining
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    Default Re: Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint

    The wings MUST be good.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    that show was very awesome! I usually would never watch a show like that, but I accidentally saw the first episode, and I was hooked...my brother and I were in a roadtrip to Wyoming, one night we stayed in a Utah motel, and there happened to be an Apprentice marathon on that night....we had to watch the entire thing

    I think Andy Dick is hilarious and highly entertaining
    seriously that show was so funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    and there happened to be an Apprentice marathon on that night....we had to watch the entire thing
    I love the Apprentice! Donald Trump is good comedy....

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    Ew why is he so nasty.

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    That mugshot doesn't look ANYTHING like Andy Dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apathetic00 View Post
    ...nothing good ever happens after midnight.
    yeah, that's why i always tell people i'm not responsible for anything i do after midnight. life's a lot easier that way
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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