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    Default Re: Do you have any missing limbs?

    make that 61%.



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    Default Re: Do you have any missing limbs?

    I'd give the intelligence ratio higher on the side of the AL - like I said 75%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Honestly BD, I just don't get what you're talking about 3/4 of the time.
    Algunz, it wouldn't suprise me if 3/4 of your students are saying the same shit on those class days where you've extended your buzz from the nite before.

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    make that 61%.



    edit: that was not for gunz.
    Of course you wouldn't understand TomAz...Your brain probably never had to go back n' forth between your penis and the actual thinking process.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Algunz, it wouldn't suprise me if 3/4 of your students are saying the same shit on those class days where you've extended your buzz from the nite before.
    Ironically, I seem to make more sense when I have a residual buzz - clear, concise, and straight to the point. ; )

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ironically, I seem to make more sense when I have a residual buzz - clear, concise, and straight to the point. ; )
    Ha,ha,ha! I tried explaining that to my teacher once...unfortunately, you weren't my teacher.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BTW...A residual buzz isn't the same as drunk, is it? (You mad no sense shitfaced the other nite! Ha,ha,ha!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    No, I'd rather call in sick than show up drunk. It'd be a waste of a good buzz. A bit hungover? Unfortunately that has happened a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    No, I'd rather call in sick than show up drunk. It'd be a waste of a good buzz. A bit hungover? Unfortunately that has happened a few times.
    Hungover, with a classroom full of 7th graders? Hmmm, I'd rather have missing limbs, I think.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Yeah, it's horrible. Of course, this is the reason that it has only happened maybe a handful of times in my ten years of teaching.

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