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    hey congrats. now comes the hard part.
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    Congratulations.

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    She's beautiful! Congrats!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    congrats to mom and dad from colorado ....x****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.
    This pic is cute enough to quote to the second page. Congratulations, Jared.
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    awww. congratulations.
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    Yep, that's one cute chick you have there and it's really refreshing to see some pure innocence here on the board for a change. -
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    She's not nippleless, they're just so saggy already that they're in her pits.


    LOVE her!!! Almost makes me want to have another.


    Nope, shook that one off right quick.





    Babies!!!!

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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    thanks everyone. she and the mom are home. we are all pretty exhausted.

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    I know her mother had nipples, so I guess I have to take the blame for the lack thereof in the offspring.
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    hey congrats!

    now get some sleep...
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    man, i can barely remember my daughter that small and she is only 2 1/2.

    now i have a son due on Sept. 5th, time to start all over again! say an early "hello" to Liam:


    /hijack
    Last edited by JustSteve; 07-09-2008 at 03:40 PM.

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    congrats, be sure to raise her on good music and candy

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    She's not nippleless, they're just so saggy already that they're in her pits.


    LOVE her!!! Almost makes me want to have another.


    Nope, shook that one off right quick.





    Babies!!!!
    Algunz, for a fleeting moment, I too thought to myself, "Gee, they are kinda cute. I want one too..." Luckily, my adult A.D.D. kicked in and I decided a hamster would be better.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    omg those fat babies are so cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.
    That's beautiful, man, congratulations
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    man, i can barely remember my daughter that small and she is only 2 1/2.

    now i have a son due on Sept. 5th, time to start all over again! say an early "hello" to Liam:


    /hijack
    those 3d ultrasounds are so badass.

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    I always found them so creepy.



    Have you had an real sleep, Bill?

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    Congratualtions!! She's gorgeous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I always found them so creepy.

    Have you had an real sleep, Bill?
    Some. Mostly in the form of 90 minute naps, tops.

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    Get a few winks every chance you get, or your gonna go crazy. : )

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