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  1. 07-08-2008, 11:45 AM #1
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    Default Bill, are you a dad yet?

    What kind of baby is it.
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  2. 07-08-2008, 11:47 AM #2
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    its a centaur baby.
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  3. 07-08-2008, 11:48 AM #3
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    How mad would you be.
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  4. 07-08-2008, 11:50 AM #4
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    I would be so happy. I could ride him to work.
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  5. 07-08-2008, 11:51 AM #5
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Let's hope it's a finished one.
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  6. 07-08-2008, 11:51 AM #6
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Save money on gas that way, J.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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  7. 07-08-2008, 11:52 AM #7
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    Bill's baby is the worlds first green baby.




    The jolly green giant is a different kind of green.
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  8. 07-08-2008, 11:53 AM #8
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  9. 07-08-2008, 11:55 AM #9
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    I hope it likes subtitles.
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  10. 07-08-2008, 12:00 PM #10
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  11. 07-08-2008, 12:13 PM #11
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.
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  12. 07-08-2008, 12:15 PM #12
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    !
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  13. 07-08-2008, 12:17 PM #13
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    awesome! congratulations billiam.
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  14. 07-08-2008, 12:19 PM #14
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Wow. Congrats.
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  15. 07-08-2008, 12:19 PM #15
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    thanks. twas a long day (21 hours of labor total)... she was born about 9PM last night. baby and mommy are catching up on nap time now.
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  16. 07-08-2008, 12:20 PM #16
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    awwwwwwwwwww it has a little hat!
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  17. 07-08-2008, 12:21 PM #17
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Pretty baby! Congratulations.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    BABIES!!!!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
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    BABIES!!!!
    BABIES!!!
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    he looks just like his father (me).
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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  21. 07-08-2008, 12:29 PM #21
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    your baby looks delicious.
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  22. 07-08-2008, 12:35 PM #22
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Congrats man! Adalyn is a name my girlfriend really likes.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    She looks just like her father (Rage's girlfriend).
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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  25. 07-08-2008, 12:48 PM #25
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    your baby is nipple-less. she is way cute though. congrats!
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    white power?!
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  26. 07-08-2008, 12:53 PM #26
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    beef cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    thanks. twas a long day (21 hours of labor total)... she was born about 9PM last night. baby and mommy are catching up on nap time now.
    What an absolute beauty!!! And she's rather patriotic...

    Try 30 hrs and who ever said the second one is easier is full of BS cause that one was just as long but much more laborous than the first...

    Be sure you give mommy plenty of water while she's boobing even during those gnarly ngiht feedings...you'll be an angel and she'll love you even more for doing it!!!

    Congrats...
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    i want one! congrats, young dad.
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    why nipless?
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    your baby is nipple-less. she is way cute though. congrats!
    They're there you just cant see them pervert!!!
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