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    Default Bill, are you a dad yet?

    What kind of baby is it.

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    its a centaur baby.

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    How mad would you be.

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    I would be so happy. I could ride him to work.

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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    Let's hope it's a finished one.

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    Save money on gas that way, J.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Bill's baby is the worlds first green baby.




    The jolly green giant is a different kind of green.

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    I hope it likes subtitles.
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    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.

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    !

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.
    This pic is cute enough to quote to the second page. Congratulations, Jared.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    this kind:


    Adalyn and my dad's finger. I'm tired.
    That's beautiful, man, congratulations
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    awesome! congratulations billiam.

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    Wow. Congrats.

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    thanks. twas a long day (21 hours of labor total)... she was born about 9PM last night. baby and mommy are catching up on nap time now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    thanks. twas a long day (21 hours of labor total)... she was born about 9PM last night. baby and mommy are catching up on nap time now.
    What an absolute beauty!!! And she's rather patriotic...

    Try 30 hrs and who ever said the second one is easier is full of BS cause that one was just as long but much more laborous than the first...

    Be sure you give mommy plenty of water while she's boobing even during those gnarly ngiht feedings...you'll be an angel and she'll love you even more for doing it!!!

    Congrats...

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    awwwwwwwwwww it has a little hat!

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    Pretty baby! Congratulations.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    BABIES!!!!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinnerair View Post
    BABIES!!!!
    BABIES!!!

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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    he looks just like his father (me).
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    your baby looks delicious.

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    Congrats man! Adalyn is a name my girlfriend really likes.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    She looks just like her father (Rage's girlfriend).
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    beef cake.

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    Default Re: Bill, are you a dad yet?

    your baby is nipple-less. she is way cute though. congrats!
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    your baby is nipple-less. she is way cute though. congrats!
    They're there you just cant see them pervert!!!

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