camping by herself

[cityzun]

can't you ask them to wait til like you're away from the tent taking a shower or eating or something ... just a thought. or tell them to do it during air.

I think I'll just keep a bucket of cold water right next to me. I won't tell them they can't have sex with me in there, but I can damn well make sure it's the most unenjoyable sex of their lives.

[thaipod]

Dude, tell them if they're going to have sex in front of you, you're going to masturbate loudly in front them while they're having sex. That should get them to stop.

[cityzun]

Dude, tell them if they're going to have sex in front of you, you're going to masturbate loudly in front them while they're having sex. That should get them to stop.

I wish they were British...

"You know we could have sex right now....but let's not."

"Yes....YES....there we go!"
"Well done."

Ah Family Guy, I love thee

[Havocquarm]

I'm also gonna be a solo camper, driving in thrusday night - monday morning from Dallas. I'm down with making a solo campers area, although i plan to wander around the campgrounds meeting new people also.

[Meadowsmeister]

Dude, tell them if they're going to have sex in front of you, you're going to masturbate loudly in front them while they're having sex. That should get them to stop.

that just makes it more exciting... its a two and half-some

[PassiveTheory]

I'm camping solo too, my first time at Coachella... And if you bring a power generator, I may feel inclined to bring along with me my huge metal industrial fan... So who wants to be my generator-having Coachella buddy?

[McFearless]

The number one rule I would give females or gay men or anyone suseptable to attacks about camping alone is NOT to admit you are camping alone. Its not really anyones business. Yeah, I know everyone at Coachella is nice or whatever, but there is always bad seeds.

[jerpar24]

I'm also gonna be a solo camper, driving in thrusday night - monday morning from Dallas. I'm down with making a solo campers area, although i plan to wander around the campgrounds meeting new people also.

I also plan on walking around making friends.

[jorluivil]

This is my 6th year but my first time camping. If the campsite is as cool as the festival itself I do not see any issues with you camping alone. I to am camping alone, in a small tent with candles, some Marvin Gaye on the radio and silk sheets, JUST KIDDING! I'll be the 36yr old hispanic guy with nothing to keep me warm but my blankets. HAPPY CAMPING!!!!

[Zipkoppie]

I'm down with a solo campers area! Man, that would rock!

The question is, how are we going to make it happen? I have no idea what the grounds look like, so we can't even say "hey, lets all meet at the <insert location>"

Anybody willing to make a big-ass sign or something?

[vinylmartyr]

Its gonna be wall to wall tents man.

[randy ricochet]

i'm a cool person! i've just never camped alone before. and i'm a girl, so i need to ease my mom's fears of being alone in the big desert.

what do you all suggest? will you be my friend? hehe

Hang on a minute. This threads being dragged on and nobody has asked what you look like!!!!!

[tony58g]

come stay with me!

[dontfeedthebird]

The number one rule I would give females or gay men or anyone suseptable to attacks about camping alone is NOT to admit you are camping alone. Its not really anyones business. Yeah, I know everyone at Coachella is nice or whatever, but there is always bad seeds.

We should put up scarecrows to ward off sexual predators.

[Kali27]

A can of mace should work pretty well too...

[cityzun]

We should put up scarecrows to ward off sexual predators.

That would be more creepy for everyone else....just imagine walking back to your tent alone one night, and just seeming this ominous looming figure standing there. Just standing, staring, judging. Like in Jeepers Creepers 2! *Shudder*

[dontfeedthebird]

*Eyes you suspiciously* Why are you trying to thwart my scarecrow idea?

[eudaemonia]

Dude, tell them if they're going to have sex in front of you, you're going to masturbate loudly in front them while they're having sex. That should get them to stop.

I'd just threaten to take a video and put it up on YouTube for all the world to see. Or you can yell out things while they're having sex to totally ruin the mood, (a la Questionable Content) like "I think she's faking it" or "Is that the best you can do?" Shit like that.

[trowa888]

We should definitely make a solo-campers club and have a meeting thursday night and party and stuff! AAawww.... we'll be so cute!

[trowa888]

PS: I'm definitely running off to go create our solo campers club thread

[911wasaninsidejob]

Hi Girl,

I'm in the same boat as you, coming from South Africa, and none of my friends can afford the trip, so I'll be traveling and camping alone, I just plan on making friends when I get there.

Maybe we should have a hookup for all the people flying solo, and then set up a camp of our own.

EXACTLY!! I'm also coming solo...from New York City.

But I'm not exactly scared to camp alone (as I'm a 6', 200lb. former US Army RANGER). hehe

[cityzun]

*Eyes you suspiciously* Why are you trying to thwart my scarecrow idea?

Because you're trying to thwart MY idea.

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!"

[soupbandit]

I'll be solo! My friends are all hoteled for various reasons. I camped last year with friends and ended up pretty much solo anyways.

I'm down for the solo camper meet!

[tiffdud41]

I camped alone last year and at first I was a little scared but after an hour of being there I chilled and had a great weekend. No need to worry for the fems who think they might need to!

[thaipod]

I'd just threaten to take a video and put it up on YouTube for all the world to see. Or you can yell out things while they're having sex to totally ruin the mood, (a la Questionable Content) like "I think she's faking it" or "Is that the best you can do?" Shit like that.

I love that! I would start doing old cartoon voices saying the must unsexy things...

"But Yogi, the ranger told us not to bother the campers."

"Hey now, Boo boo. If the campers want to bump uglies, then I will stick my big bear dick in the picanic basket!

[tiffdud41]

The number one rule I would give females or gay men or anyone suseptable to attacks about camping alone is NOT to admit you are camping alone. Its not really anyones business. Yeah, I know everyone at Coachella is nice or whatever, but there is always bad seeds.

I'm gonna get a sharpy and write "weak girl here all by herself, please don't rape me or pummel me with your fists" on my forehead