Wanna Fuck a Porn Star?

[Stainofmind]

I heard about this on the morning radio show I listen to. Its kinda funny.

http://www.fuckraffle.net/

With tickets only at a penny a piece, who wouldn’t want to join in the fun? No one is twisting your arm to be here, or pressure you into buying. Check out the rules to see if your are eligible to enter. Winners will be given the chance to choose a pornstar from our “Participating Portfolio” for a 30 Minute shoot, and 1 Hour 1-On-1 time. Choose to have your video released, or keep it for private pleasures.

Don’t worry about us finding the right girl or guy for you. We have connections with seven different talent agencies and can quickly book one of many stars for you to fuck. Time is ticking! Tickets will be on sale UNTIL September first! Only 90 days to stock up for your chance to win.

[Mr.Nipples]

[bug on your lip]

Young Blood's sister will pay YOU

[Xenocide]

been there, done that... not young blood's sister, of course, just in general...

[Young blood]

You just rehashed a bug joke 2hrs later? *golf clapz*

[Young blood]

...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.

[bug on your lip]

mah jokes are timeless



btw J.... i am still effin pissed at u
u posted that WET PETS commercial earlier this week and that fukkin SONG IS STILL IN MAH MUG !!

[Young blood]

That was the lady diva Mizcorrections that posted it.

[chairmenmeow47]

bug cracks me up

[Hopeless Semantic]

He is one funny insect...

This reminds me of the Chuck P. book...damn, it just came out and I've forgotten the book already!

[SFChrissy]

I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...

[Cdubby]

ill fuck a pornstar, sign me up

[TomAz]

I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...

[marooko]

translation - every one of us.

[Hopeless Semantic]

Every male on this planet has a little John Holmes in them--well, not literally...sans the HIV and knack for getting tons of people murdered...

[woogie846]

What if you're really, really ugly? Can the star say no?

[amyzzz]

Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.

[Hopeless Semantic]

Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.

If that's the case, I'm sure you can get by in Gloucester, MA. I hear they're lovin' the homeless at the local high school out there.

[Xenocide]

...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.

there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

[Hopeless Semantic]

there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

Well, it could be something to brag about if she became a worldwide connossieur of all things cock and vaginer--both human and/or animal. Did she?

[RotationSlimWang]

I already fuck like a porn star, thank you very much.

[Jenniehoo]

I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?

[TomAz]

there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

see sig.

[TomAz]

I wadn't trying to mess you up er nuthin I swear. have at it. good luck.

PS you guys are up late. or early.

[schoolofruckus]

So are you. What, because you saw Tom Waits the other night, you think you can be up at this hour?

[Boourns]

I wonder what pornstars are participating.

[bakersfield]

I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?

I heard it is Chatsworth

[fasttrack]

I heard it is Chatsworth

van nuys, ca

[faxman75]

another Howard Stern bit ripped off but some untalented pricks!

[jonnypark]

Because it was a such a brilliant idea in the first place.