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    I heard about this on the morning radio show I listen to. Its kinda funny.

    http://www.fuckraffle.net/

    With tickets only at a penny a piece, who wouldn’t want to join in the fun? No one is twisting your arm to be here, or pressure you into buying. Check out the rules to see if your are eligible to enter. Winners will be given the chance to choose a pornstar from our “Participating Portfolio” for a 30 Minute shoot, and 1 Hour 1-On-1 time. Choose to have your video released, or keep it for private pleasures.

    Don’t worry about us finding the right girl or guy for you. We have connections with seven different talent agencies and can quickly book one of many stars for you to fuck. Time is ticking! Tickets will be on sale UNTIL September first! Only 90 days to stock up for your chance to win.
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    Young Blood's sister will pay YOU
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    been there, done that... not young blood's sister, of course, just in general...

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    You just rehashed a bug joke 2hrs later? *golf clapz*

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    ...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.

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    mah jokes are timeless



    btw J.... i am still effin pissed at u
    u posted that WET PETS commercial earlier this week and that fukkin SONG IS STILL IN MAH MUG !!
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    That was the lady diva Mizcorrections that posted it.

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    bug cracks me up
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    He is one funny insect...

    This reminds me of the Chuck P. book...damn, it just came out and I've forgotten the book already!

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    I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...

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    ill fuck a pornstar, sign me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...
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    translation - every one of us.

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    Every male on this planet has a little John Holmes in them--well, not literally...sans the HIV and knack for getting tons of people murdered...

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    What if you're really, really ugly? Can the star say no?

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    Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.
    If that's the case, I'm sure you can get by in Gloucester, MA. I hear they're lovin' the homeless at the local high school out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    ...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.
    there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


    it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenocide View Post
    there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


    it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?
    Well, it could be something to brag about if she became a worldwide connossieur of all things cock and vaginer--both human and/or animal. Did she?

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    I already fuck like a porn star, thank you very much.
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    I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenocide View Post
    there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


    it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?
    see sig.
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    I wadn't trying to mess you up er nuthin I swear. have at it. good luck.

    PS you guys are up late. or early.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    So are you. What, because you saw Tom Waits the other night, you think you can be up at this hour?
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    I wonder what pornstars are participating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?
    I heard it is Chatsworth

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    Quote Originally Posted by bakersfield View Post
    I heard it is Chatsworth
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    another Howard Stern bit ripped off but some untalented pricks!

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    Because it was a such a brilliant idea in the first place.
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