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    If you commit a crime... RUN!!! Thats what I did (because smoking pot, sneaking in and getting caught TWICE is illegal). As long as you lose yourself in the crowed you'll never get caught. BUT... If you do get caught, they will put you in a patty wagon and send you to a makeshift jail where you will wait to be sent to a real one somewhere in Indio, where you will spend the rest of the long weekend till the next work day (Monday for your arraignment). Then you have to call some one to pick your misdemeanor/ felony ass up at the court house. FUN!

    Be safe, have fun and don't be stupid.
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    I'm glad to see a serious answer here. It makes me smilz
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    I heard if you make a DUI crime,with the severity of the laws now,it actually is good to ditch the car,run,get home and report the car stolen.The penalties for eveading arrest are not much different then, DUI anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MantisMel View Post
    If you commit a crime... RUN!!! Thats what I did (because smoking pot, sneaking in and getting caught TWICE is illegal). As long as you lose yourself in the crowed you'll never get caught. BUT... If you do get caught, they will put you in a patty wagon and send you to a makeshift jail where you will wait to be sent to a real one somewhere in Indio, where you will spend the rest of the long weekend till the next work day (Monday for your arraignment). Then you have to call some one to pick your misdemeanor/ felony ass up at the court house. FUN!

    Be safe, have fun and don't be stupid.
    You sound like you speak from personal experience.

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    I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.
    With the medical advancements in Aids/HIV treatment in the last decade, victims of Aids needles stabbings in the Sahara tent now have hope for a long and fulfilling life.

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    I used to sneak into Coachella way back when I was broke and never once got caught, but a few of my friends did. They just took their picture and asked them to not sneak back in again. Well, they did and what happened? They got caught and were sent to Indio purgatory. Then I got caught smoke'n the ganj' buy an officer. What did I do? RAN!!! Being quick and elusive was way smart. So, yeah I guess you can say I did speak from experience.
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    can someone please make this topic into one of the official t-shirts?

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    Ha- I was wearing my Aidz Neddle shirt last night under my sweater. i was trying to explain to my friend what it meant and that it was an internet inside joke when he looked at me funny last night seeing me wear it.

    I love this shirt. i wore it Friday last year- I only saw one other person with an AIDZ NEEDLE shirt.

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    I really don't get this, I'm trying to see the funnyness of the inside joke and I'm just not getting it. iS that the joke???
    really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyrus View Post
    I really don't get this, I'm trying to see the funnyness of the inside joke and I'm just not getting it. iS that the joke???
    really.
    Lol!
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    PLZ No-one stab me while I failing to see the Funnyness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    Where did that joke go about getting stabbed by belt buckelz in the skoal tent go? Someone should post that.
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    as a joke, i'm actually gonna get 10cc syringes and draw up blood from a couple of the aids patients at work, and just randomly squirt people at coachella IN THE FACE!

    then i'll show them my shirt that says

    "i just make a crime"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    as a joke, i'm actually gonna get 10cc syringes and draw up blood from a couple of the aids patients at work, and just randomly squirt people at coachella IN THE FACE!

    then i'll show them my shirt that says

    "i just make a crime"
    make sure they are dancing so fast before you squirt them. I make a crime! Hi-fiiiive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    yeesh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    haha, cross over appeal, I love it!
    "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

    2013 = 12 Coachellas

    do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now! say it say it say it say it say it say it say it now!

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    I should smack you in the head but I draw the line at gay bashing.
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    use some common sense you asshats

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    you mean we're not the only message board???

    i cant even imagine what Stagecoach's "suprefan" is like
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    you mean we're not the only message board???

    i cant even imagine what Stagecoach's "suprefan" is like
    the superfan probably yells, "day took our jerbs!" a lot translated: they took our jobs. (south park)
    "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

    2013 = 12 Coachellas

    do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now! say it say it say it say it say it say it say it now!

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    I should smack you in the head but I draw the line at gay bashing.
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    use some common sense you asshats

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    Quote Originally Posted by ficklecycle View Post
    all your aidz all belong to us
    rofl. old, but classic

    . . . Just noticed it should be: all your aidz are belong to us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abe Lincoln View Post
    I heard if you make a DUI crime,with the severity of the laws now,it actually is good to ditch the car,run,get home and report the car stolen.The penalties for eveading arrest are not much different then, DUI anyway.
    HAHA, It's true, my friend was driving wasted and smashed his truck through a fence a couple blocks from his house, he bailed got to his house and reported it stolen, 10 minutes later they called him back in astonishment that his car had been found in someone's back yard......Lucky bastard.

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    You don't need to get stabbed to get AIDZ at Coachella.

    Just check out the official gay orgy thread... I think you wear a certain color shirt to request no condoms or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by apachedino View Post
    HAHA, It's true, my friend was driving wasted and smashed his truck through a fence a couple blocks from his house, he bailed got to his house and reported it stolen, 10 minutes later they called him back in astonishment that his car had been found in someone's back yard......Lucky bastard.
    And my buddy got so wasted that he thought he was superman after he totalled his car, and picked up the car with his hands and arms and carried it all the way home. The he reported the car stolen... WOW

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    this year's crop of lurkers have yet to be exposed to this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    so countrygurl = physic friend?

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    I no likey talkin about me in un negative lite. I like to be spred an sharrd.

    you fiond me in da tent with much much people when me and u find love

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    not sure if this happened to anyone else but...one of the days something sharp hit my foot and I instantly thought, hope someone didnt make a crime and that wasnt an aidz needle....
    "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

    2013 = 12 Coachellas

    do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now! say it say it say it say it say it say it say it now!

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    use some common sense you asshats

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    On the facebook app Pieces of Flair, someone made an AIDZ NEEDLEZ piece of flair.
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    no one has posted since june? we can't let this one die so I guess I have to difibrillate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeowMixer View Post
    no one has posted since june? we can't let this one die so I guess I have to difibrillate.
    I am surprised they didn't go for the seemingly obvious "... unprotected sex in the rear" rhyme at the 22 second mark.
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