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    funny story, the only female that hit on me at coachella was a shemale. as he she talked to me i could see the macadams apple bulge. mam im sorry but i already got enough apples

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    I bet you're proud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    funny story, the only female that hit on me at coachella was a shemale. as he she talked to me i could see the macadams apple bulge. mam im sorry but i already got enough apples


    Thats strange cause I have never met so many cool/hot girls than this year @ Coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    funny story, the only female that hit on me at coachella was a shemale. as he she talked to me i could see the macadams apple bulge. mam im sorry but i already got enough apples
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Humble guy. It's easy to see why everyone was all over you.
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    The only woman to check me out was about 5'0", high as a kite, and clearly over 50.

    Probably had a vagina though

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    The only woman to check me out was about 5'0", high as a kite, and clearly over 50.

    Probably had a vagina though
    Whew, that was close, but nope, not me! -
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    you rang?
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    this story has no point. i'm just trying to say coachella is such a colorful place of characters. that's why im gonna keep going back, not for the shemales, but good vibes and good times. that is if my legs dont get broken by the mafia.

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    i got hit on by a few girls. mostly at Sia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    that's why im gonna keep going back... for the shemales
    Fixed it for ya.
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    hey that aint no passive theory, that's just a straight out jack move to the nuts. ouch good one

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    That is a pretty aggro move for Passive from what I've read prior to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkillhighway951 View Post
    hey that aint no passive theory, that's just a straight out jack move to the nuts. ouch good one
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    i ken bolif again, low blows are not fun unless theres a tall person and a midget involved. but that's another thread

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    no terryaki chicken this year...

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    Hot for Roadkill....

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    your hot for some roadkill hell yeah, i just ran over a mountain lion i think, it couldve been a fat cat, lets have a barb q. come get your hot roadkill.

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    I do agree that the hottest women on planet earth are at Coachella. However, I get do distracted by the music that I often neglect the need to meet members of the opposite sex/gender.

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    I am the hottest female attending Coachella this year xoxoxoxo

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    I am the hottest female attending Coachella this year xoxoxoxo
    I'd bet a lot of money you have a dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I am the hottest female attending Coachella this year xoxoxoxo
    But how big is your cock?

    EDIT: too slow on the draw.

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    I'd bet a lot of money you have a dick

    Don't be mad you're not hitting this :O
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    HA! thats definitely a chick with a dick if I've ever seen one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    HA! thats definitely a chick with a dick if I've ever seen one!
    LOL you guys are stupid

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    8 posts in and you're already the worst.
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    LOL you guys are stupid
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    I'm not a troll
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