View Poll Results: Do you smoke (yes, cigarettes)?

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    37 18.50%
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    96 48.00%
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    Default Do you smoke?

    I've always been inherently curious as to the percentage of people who smoke (yes, cigarettes). This is a simple poll, please indulge me.


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    Ex smoker = used to smoke, does not currently smoke
    Non smoker = never smoked


    My bad.
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    Why isn't "Only after sex" an option?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Why isn't "Only after sex" an option?
    you're doing it wrong. studies suggest smoking after sex means the person wasn't satisfied.

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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    Or, better yet...during sex? You know fast and furious sex produces friction, which in turn produces smoke, right?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Or, better yet...during sex? You know fast and furious sex produces friction, which in turn produces smoke, right?
    That's actually dust and cobwebs
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    But I'd like to quit...Algunz made a promise to quit after chella...wonder how she's doing???

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    But I'd like to quit...Algunz made a promise to quit after chella...wonder how she's doing???
    I wondered this myself. But then, has anybody quit doing anything ill-gotten since Coachella ended?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    But I'd like to quit...Algunz made a promise to quit after chella...wonder how she's doing???
    I failed miserably at first, but I've been holding strong for 2 days - so I am trying to quit

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I failed miserably at first, but I've been holding strong for 2 days - so I am trying to quit
    Well, I failed miserably again. I was doing great until Memorial Day. Once I get some beers in my there's just no better partner. It's so sad. I am so weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Well, I failed miserably again. I was doing great until Memorial Day. Once I get some beers in my there's just no better partner. It's so sad. I am so weak.
    I have no idea how difficult it must be to quit smoking, so I can't really empathize. However, I can say that you're not weak, and chemical addictions are exceedingly difficult to overcome. Hang in there, and keep your chin up.
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    Wait. You wanted a simple thread, didn't you? Okay. Yes, I smoke. I confess. I pollute and abuse my lungs and body, dammit! There. Feel better now?
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 05-23-2008 at 08:35 AM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I have only tried a cig once...
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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    Thanks for your responses. Again, this is merely a curiosity that, for whatever reason, pesters me often, and is not intended to pass judgement.

    Even though I have never smoked a cigarette a day in my life, I fully support everyone's right to do so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    you're doing it wrong. studies suggest smoking after sex means the person wasn't satisfied.
    No, if you're doing it wrong, you hear a knock. Smoking means too fast.

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    That's actually dust and cobwebs
    As soon as I can contain this obnoxious laughter, I'll give kudos on your humor!

    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    Thanks for your responses. Again, this is merely a curiosity that, for whatever reason, pesters me often, and is not intended to pass judgement.

    Even though I have never smoked a cigarette a day in my life, I fully support everyone's right to do so.
    You're sure this isn't a trap? Geez, I don't think I've ever heard a non-smoker say shit like that!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    i rarely smoke cigerettes, what option should i pick?
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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    Where is the 'Social Smoker' option?
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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    voted non smoker. never smoked cigs...not to say i"m not a "smoker".

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    i rarely smoke cigerettes, what option should i pick?
    Trying to quit


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    I've never smoked cigarettes or anything else in my life.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I've never smoked cigarettes or anything else in my life.
    AND you live in Arizona... what a shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    AND you live in Arizona... what a shame.
    Have you been to Arizona? Either way, stay the hell out.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Have you been to Arizona? Either way, stay the hell out.
    you tell 'em, amy! i love it here!!!
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I quit ten years ago because my son had asthma and the doc recommended i quit for him. now he is 14 and smokes newports. Go figure!!!

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    Smoke what? Ambiguous.

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    i never smoke cigs. I smoked like 4 the other day and ended throwing.
    Djarum make some pretty good cloves though

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I started smoking when I turned 18. Only because I was able to buy them, made me feel like a big girl.I quit once I moved in with my husband, he wasnt a smoker. I miss the first cig in the morning, with a cup of
    coffee.

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    How is it not weak? It's undeniably weak. Just because it's an addiction doesn't make addicts not weak. That's bad reinforcement.
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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    i don't smoke cigarettes. i did try it once. i also support people's right to smoke. i always tell people i prefer smoke to inconvenience, so smoke in my car/house whatever as long as i don't have to stand outside like a jackass with you.

    there was some "american spirit" shack at coachella though that asked you to share your "smoking story", so i shared mein...



    i'll translate for those who don't read "tendonitis", lol:

    so the only time i ever smoked was on LSD while ditching school. this guy was smoking next to me, so i asked to hit that. but i had only smoked pot before, so unfortunately i inhaled that shit like whoa and coughed my face off. at that exact moment, my friends came out of the store and said "what the fuck, ivy, are you smoking?!"

    and i never smoked again...

    --ivy


    i hope that's what they were looking for
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    Default Re: Do you smoke?

    Ivy, I used to be that person too. I'd smoke anything except tobacco, unfortunately that didn't stick. I held out for a good 2 years, but all my friends in college would smoke and I was completely surrounded by it. I figured what the fuck and I regret that decision every day.

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