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    I hate that I can't turn on the radio, can't turn on the TV, can't visit any fucking news site without hearing or seeing something about this fucking crap. FUCK YOU AMERICAN IDOL!!!! AND ALL YOU DAMN VOTERS THAT PUT THIS GARBAGE IN MY FUCKING FACE!!!
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    I agree with you dude. I've hated american idol since the start. I call it LAMERICAN IDOL.
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    why you gotta make fun of Puerto Ricans?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Who is winning the Democratic Presidential Nomination now? Is it Barack or David Archuleta? I'm confused
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    Love it or hate it, it is the greatest new marketing idea since the internet … can you imagine 50 million people knowing who you are before you even put out a cd …. Great idea …and I happen to like cook and cooking for that matter, hummm bacon … x****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stainofmind View Post
    I call it LAMERICAN IDOL.
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    that's funny.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
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    that fail pic would be about 30X cooler if it was a .gif

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    lame.
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    people need to listen to some fucking music and stop watching that shit

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    Think of your favorite Coachella artist. Now picture that artist as an unknown on American Idol. Then, picture Simon's reaction to said artist.

    this is why American Idol is such crap.

    and the fact that the winner is "news" makes me want to punch Rupert Murdoch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post

    and the fact that the winner is "news"
    this is the part that kills me.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
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    I hate that almost every day for the past couple weeks the "headline" on yahoo.com was about American Idol--who made a mistake, what Simon said, what Paula did, whatever. Retarded.
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    Favorite coachella artist of 08: Prince.

    man if he was on american idol I would......wait.......
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    Welcome to the machine.
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    I wanna see a Man Man american idol set. hahaha
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    or Animal Collective.
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    however, I love how so many of the winners lose their recording contracts/can't sell albums for shit. I also think it's hilarious that several of the losers have better careers than the winners.
    "Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother."

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    I can think of three contestants on american idol who have had big success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    or Animal Collective.
    That would make for the best T.V. ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I can think of three contestants on american idol who have had big success.
    out of what? 7 seasons? and i'll bet at least two of the people you're thinking of didn't even win.
    "Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother."

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    I know daughtery didn't win, I am not sure about carrie underwood, but i'd bone her and I do know kelly clarkson won, i'd probably bone her too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Dont do drugz kidz

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    I wouldn't post this video, but the two guys with the "WTF" looks on their faces is too good.





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    This show bugs me to death and I don't even watch tv. I read news on my phone and there's always an american idol update...I think the fans bug me even more and the ones who want to go to that tired end of season concert...

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    thank you.

    now take it back and shove it up your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    why you gotta make fun of Puerto Ricans?
    Me make fun of puerto ricans. No way. I dont make fun of my fellow Boricuas.
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    What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
    Trustworthy

    Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
    Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.

    How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
    Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.

    Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
    Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
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