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    Default Moby almost hit me with his car

    So I was crossing that huge ass crosswalk at the echoplex last night after not getting in to see M83 and there was this car was just sitting there. I went for the right away, and sure enough I had to jump out of the way as they took off.

    Moby then looked at me with his rimmed, unsincere eyes and mouthed an apology.

    I wish he hit me though. I'm so poor.

    Does anyone else have stories about Moby hitting them with his car?

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    He was trolling for male prostitutes.
    Last edited by algunz; 05-21-2008 at 08:46 PM. Reason: trolling was a better word than scoping

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    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Default Re: Moby almost hit me with his car

    He didn't run over anyone I know, but when he was in Miami for the WMC he did do lots of Coke with a friend of mine at a club.

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    Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.

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    He took a crap in a stall next to me once and asked for some tp.

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    no. i cant spare a square moby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.
    Is coke vegan?
    For your health

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    I hate that motherfucking crosswalk. I've died and been reborn there about 349830423. I also lost my apartment key there during the MGMT rainstorm.

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    nope, not Moby, but Pauly Shore almost made a left hand turn right into my car on Sunset blvd a few years ago.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    this happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Not involving Moby, but a celebrity indeed, and this thread reminds me of the incident.

    My friend's windshield wiper fluid valve was messed up, so if you tried to squirt the fluid onto the windshield, it would miss it entirely, landing behind the car. One day, they were driving somewhere out west, and some guy started tailing them. They decided to use the broken valve to shoot windshield wiper fluid at the car tailing them. They did it a couple of times. The guy finally passed them, and flicked them off as he passed.

    That guy was none other than Sean Connery. His license plate said "the con" or something similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmejia View Post
    He didn't run over anyone I know, but when he was in Miami for the WMC he did do lots of Coke with a friend of mine at a club.
    SRSLY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    this happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Not involving Moby, but a celebrity indeed, and this thread reminds me of the incident.

    My friend's windshield wiper fluid valve was messed up, so if you tried to squirt the fluid onto the windshield, it would miss it entirely, landing behind the car. One day, they were driving somewhere out west, and some guy started tailing them. They decided to use the broken valve to shoot windshield wiper fluid at the car tailing them. They did it a couple of times. The guy finally passed them, and flicked them off as he passed.

    That guy was none other than Sean Connery. His license plate said "the con" or something similar.
    haha, that is sweet.

    I wonder if these celebrities ever laugh about the awesome stories they give people.

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    a friend of mine got hit by a car being driven by tevin campbell.
    I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

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    Noel Gallagher's limo almost ran me down as I was walking through Westwood one night.
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    what the hell was Moby doing driving? I figured he'd be walking or at most on a bicycle or vespa

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    I know a guy who's car was hit by one driven by Billie Jean King. She's on the same team as Moby.
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    i used to date Moby for awhile... he was big on drinking Coke out of my anus..
    than one day i found him sampling Til Tuesday... i had to leave... that shit is so gay & i have my standards

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodgrl View Post
    SRSLY?

    Totally real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.
    ...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    U MAD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soupbandit View Post
    Does anyone else have stories about Moby hitting them with his car?
    no, moby has stories about me hitting him with my car =P
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggyduck View Post
    ...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    is there an application process for this church?
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggyduck View Post
    ...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    My husband belongs to that church...or at least he has the shirt.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Dick

    (not your husband amyzzz)

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    moby...dick?
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    Fish out of water...BIG FUCKING WHALE
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    I am a little disappointed with his new album...
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    moby...dick?
    yes.

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    Fish out of water...BIG FUCKING WHALE
    im sure that smells just great.

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