Page 7 of 629 FirstFirst ... 23456789101112 ... LastLast
Results 181 to 210 of 18861

Thread: Next time you try to look hot...

  1. #181
    Coachella Junkie Blinken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    7,685

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Winner: nasty underaged threesomes.
    Damn you Randy you beat me to it.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

  2. #182
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Snooze you lose motherfucker. And I just disrespected your mother in the PAW thread while your back was turned. Can you say, "SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  3. #183
    Young blood
    Guest

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...




  4. #184
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...


  5. #185
    The Dude CalmerThanYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Snuggieville
    Posts
    7,360

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    YES!
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

  6. #186
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My saying things as an adult, talking about adult things involving adults is one thing. Your talking about doing nasty things to underage children is QUITE another.
    i dont recall saying anything about doing nasty stuff to a minor.

    and as an adult with children, your actions as an adult can easily and directly affect them.

    just sayin.

  7. #187
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by jonnypark View Post
    i dont know that ive seen one of these i didnt like. they're fucking funny as hell.

  8. #188
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i dont recall saying anything about doing nasty stuff to a minor.

    and as an adult with children, your actions as an adult can easily and directly affect them.

    just sayin.
    Maybe it was somewhere in the subtext of all those jailbait posters.


    Just maybe.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  9. #189
    Coachella Junkie luckyface's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    7,945

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by smoke View Post
    [IMG]
    Epic boobs is a great phrase.
    For your health

  10. #190
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,067

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i dont recall saying anything about doing nasty stuff to a minor.

    and as an adult with children, your actions as an adult can easily and directly affect them.

    just sayin.
    What I say on a message board isn't really going to affect my children that much.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  11. #191
    The Dude CalmerThanYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Snuggieville
    Posts
    7,360

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    ^ children know internetz too
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

  12. #192
    Coachella Junkie Boourns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    nowhere
    Posts
    26,893

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda

  13. #193
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    these are all my posts in this thread.

    the subtext in the one below would be something like: the asshat who made this failed. not that i would do anything to this young lady.

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    this one would be better if it were written differently. they're supposed to be inspirational. Maybe like..

    THE LAW
    Sometimes you just wanna break it.
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    this is awesome.



    the one with the watermelon is so much funnier.
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    hahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    like what?
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    things you say sicken me sometimes, but i dont say anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    AHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAH
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i dont recall saying anything about doing nasty stuff to a minor.

    and as an adult with children, your actions as an adult can easily and directly affect them.

    just sayin.
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i dont know that ive seen one of these i didnt like. they're fucking funny as hell.
    so where exactly did I say I would do something to an underage girl?


    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    What I say on a message board isn't really going to affect my children that much.

    nothing anyone else says on this board is really gonna hurt them either. and thats not even what im talking about. its not the post, or the context in the thread or this forum, its the real life actions you've spoken about. again, just sayin.

  14. #194
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Maybe it was somewhere in the subtext of all those jailbait posters.


    Just maybe.
    maybe not.

  15. #195
    The Dude CalmerThanYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Snuggieville
    Posts
    7,360

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    ^ No need to defend yourself brother.
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

  16. #196
    Coachella Junkie Boourns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    nowhere
    Posts
    26,893

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda

  17. #197
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Whatever, frankly those jailbait posters are never that funny and it is a little bit fucking creepy how amused and fascinated by some shots of high school girls with weak punchlines.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  18. #198
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,682

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    man, i wish i had some AIM conversations from like 10-12 years ago. my friends and i would ALWAYS cyber back with people who would message us for that reason (come on, that's all AOL WAS back then).

    then we would get them to the point of climax and say things like "i'm stooling in your mouth" and then if they actually kept going, we'd just get raunchier and raunchier until they'd finally get all pissed. it was great, i wish i had those still.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  19. #199
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Winner: nasty underaged threesomes.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Whatever, frankly those jailbait posters are never that funny and it is a little bit fucking creepy how amused and fascinated by some shots of high school girls with weak punchlines.
    oh look out, here comes holier than thou randy again.

  20. #200
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    man, i wish i had some AIM conversations from like 10-12 years ago. my friends and i would ALWAYS cyber back with people who would message us for that reason (come on, that's all AOL WAS back then).

    then we would get them to the point of climax and say things like "i'm stooling in your mouth" and then if they actually kept going, we'd just get raunchier and raunchier until they'd finally get all pissed. it was great, i wish i had those still.
    ... you know, that was really irritating. I had no idea that was you.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  21. #201
    Young blood
    Guest

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    YES! aol chat was the greatest thing ever! We would spend many a drunk night doing the same thing. It was comedy at its heart.

  22. #202
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    hahahahahhahahaha.

  23. #203
    Coachella Junkie Boourns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    nowhere
    Posts
    26,893

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    man, i wish i had some AIM conversations from like 10-12 years ago. my friends and i would ALWAYS cyber back with people who would message us for that reason (come on, that's all AOL WAS back then).

    then we would get them to the point of climax and say things like "i'm stooling in your mouth" and then if they actually kept going, we'd just get raunchier and raunchier until they'd finally get all pissed. it was great, i wish i had those still.
    Oh yeah, good times. I used to tell people I was a dude or a cop right when they were ready to shoot their loads. Or have my "brother" walk in and "rape" them.
    10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda

  24. #204
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    ... So Boourns used to find it really funny to almost get guys off. Anybody else not remotely surprised except for the "almost?"
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  25. #205
    old school Bud Luster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Ciudad de Accion
    Posts
    4,848

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...


  26. #206
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    its just gross is what it is.

  27. #207
    old school Bud Luster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Ciudad de Accion
    Posts
    4,848

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    when did everyone on the board become such nancies?

  28. #208
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,049

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Nancyfest '04.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  29. #209
    old school Bud Luster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Ciudad de Accion
    Posts
    4,848

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Yeah. a turd winkin at you from inside a toilet is a-ok, but a suggestive looking armpit is just not tolerable.

  30. #210
    The Dude CalmerThanYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Snuggieville
    Posts
    7,360

    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Did you find pee in her butt?

Similar Threads

  1. Set time
    By smash in forum Questions
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 04-12-2011, 09:23 PM
  2. First time!
    By consistingof in forum Questions
    Replies: 48
    Last Post: 01-25-2008, 07:44 AM
  3. dont waist time cause time will waste you.
    By Christian,Lopez in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11-30-2007, 01:06 PM
  4. what time is bar time in socal?
    By HEADSTRUCK in forum Questions
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-03-2007, 06:44 PM
  5. One more time
    By daftmonkey64 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 04-03-2007, 11:52 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •