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    Did you know that most Family Circus comics are funnier than you?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    favorite iggy story, besides watching in person an overweight blond girl passionately licking his naval
    Whoa whoa whoa... Iggy is a sailor?

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    This has to have been posted before, but I cant stop watching it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    well at least Val is still trying to have fun, I guess.
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.
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    Drinkey, you're my hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    last.fm
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    epic cuteness thread. and I despise that damn thread.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    ^ gotta love the bottom two censor bars

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    A bird???? EEEK! Dagnabit, you've done it now, Drinkey!! You're killing me.

    Noooooo, Nathan, nooooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    ^ gotta love the bottom two censor bars
    OH NOW I GET IT
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
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    My neighbor told me they were going to have their tree professionally dropped, and wanted to know if I needed any of my trees dropped - I replied "no, I only drop dangerous trees". I then asked if they were going to limb it up before they drop it because it has a lot of back weight, to which he replied "yep". You can imagine my surprise when I returned home and saw they were over 95% committed, with the limbs still on and no ropes.


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    That's stupid to use an axe instead of a chainsaw for a tree of that size. It was notched to fall in the correct direction at least.
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    I don't believe that commercial was even out.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I don't believe that commercial was even out.
    If you are referring the 9/11 picture, the State Farm jingle was written in 1971.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    Right, but was the commercial out depicting a state farm rep saving your ass upon reciting the jingle? Maybe it's always been, I don't know.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Whether it was or wasn't out, what does that have to do with the "joke?"

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    that they didn't know?

    it's gonna be way funnier once this is all clarified.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    gunz, you edited.

    if it was out, it makes sense. if it wasn't, the people wouldn't have known to say it, which to me makes it unfunny. if the joke was intended to suggest it would have been nice information to know, that's only kind of funny to me.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Continued analysis of it will only make it funnier. Keep it up.
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    So I suppose a pic of Jesus dying on the cross saying "BRB" would offend Marooko's sensibilities because Jesus didn't text. or speak english.

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    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
    I think the "Do the jingle!" bit puts it in the context of the current ad campaign. Marooko's right, I mean OMG anachronistic humor is just SOOO boring.

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    I believe I said...kind of funny. slightly different than SOOO boring.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    HEY MAROOKO COMMUNISM WASN'T EVEN INVENTED IN THE MIDDLE AGES CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THIS SHIT? SO DUMB.

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    You would know.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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