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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post
    Did you know that most Family Circus comics are funnier than you?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    favorite iggy story, besides watching in person an overweight blond girl passionately licking his naval
    Whoa whoa whoa... Iggy is a sailor?
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    This has to have been posted before, but I cant stop watching it.

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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    well at least Val is still trying to have fun, I guess.
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Drinkey, you're my hero.

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    last.fm
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    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    epic cuteness thread. and I despise that damn thread.

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    ^ gotta love the bottom two censor bars

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    A bird???? EEEK! Dagnabit, you've done it now, Drinkey!! You're killing me.

    Noooooo, Nathan, nooooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    ^ gotta love the bottom two censor bars
    OH NOW I GET IT
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    August 1 - Black Label Society
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    My neighbor told me they were going to have their tree professionally dropped, and wanted to know if I needed any of my trees dropped - I replied "no, I only drop dangerous trees". I then asked if they were going to limb it up before they drop it because it has a lot of back weight, to which he replied "yep". You can imagine my surprise when I returned home and saw they were over 95% committed, with the limbs still on and no ropes.


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    That's stupid to use an axe instead of a chainsaw for a tree of that size. It was notched to fall in the correct direction at least.
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    I don't believe that commercial was even out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I don't believe that commercial was even out.
    If you are referring the 9/11 picture, the State Farm jingle was written in 1971.
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    Right, but was the commercial out depicting a state farm rep saving your ass upon reciting the jingle? Maybe it's always been, I don't know.

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    Whether it was or wasn't out, what does that have to do with the "joke?"

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    that they didn't know?

    it's gonna be way funnier once this is all clarified.

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    gunz, you edited.

    if it was out, it makes sense. if it wasn't, the people wouldn't have known to say it, which to me makes it unfunny. if the joke was intended to suggest it would have been nice information to know, that's only kind of funny to me.

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    Continued analysis of it will only make it funnier. Keep it up.
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    So I suppose a pic of Jesus dying on the cross saying "BRB" would offend Marooko's sensibilities because Jesus didn't text. or speak english.

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    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
    I think the "Do the jingle!" bit puts it in the context of the current ad campaign. Marooko's right, I mean OMG anachronistic humor is just SOOO boring.

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    I believe I said...kind of funny. slightly different than SOOO boring.

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    HEY MAROOKO COMMUNISM WASN'T EVEN INVENTED IN THE MIDDLE AGES CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THIS SHIT? SO DUMB.

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    You would know.

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