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    Porn just isn't real enough, in the sense that it's just two people who get paid to fuck getting paid to fuck. There needs to be reality porn. Real wives. Real guilt. Real virgins. Real mutants. Real strangers. Real risks. Real college girls. Real bar slugs (gwaydita). Real weaves. Real everything. You're doing it all wrong if a script is involved, unless that's part of the fantasy (which it usually isn't, though cheese is a long standing tradition in the industry).

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    God Amy. Shut the fuck up. NO ONE HERE wants anything sexual about you in their head.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    God Amy. Shut the fuck up. NO ONE HERE wants anything sexual about you in their head.
    End the suffering. Stop posting.


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    Speak for yourself, Jen.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    last.fm
    12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern

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    Sorry. I'll stop clicking-to-read posts.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    last.fm
    12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern

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    ALSO.. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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    12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern

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    Ok I went back through and deleted stuff to appease her majesty.
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    God bless you child

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    I have no problem knowing that Amy likes to watch redheads get double-teamed
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    And I have no problem knowing capn's husband has a big shlong.
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    I had no problem knowing Amy liked porn with 2 or more dudes, either.
    Those are usually the best kinds of porn.

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    Yes. My drunken post several years ago (posted and quickly deleted) is EXACTLY THE SAME as your consitent need to overshare. You have a Sex Thread to be disgusting in.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Oh, so if you're drunk you get a pass? What if I'm certifiably crazy? Do I get a pass?
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    I am joking btw. Hence the --->
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    You have so far
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Oh, so if you're drunk you get a pass? What if I'm certifiably crazy? Do I get a pass?
    Sexy talk in my world
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    This made me laugh way more then it should have.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    And I have no problem knowing capn's husband has a big shlong.
    This is knowledge I can get behind people knowing.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    In his defense I do remember there being an upsurge of black coworker on white coworker exlaxings in LA after Rodney King.

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    Nic Cage clearly had precognitive awareness of the internet and has spent his entire life in pursuit of filling it with wonder and horror.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    This is knowledge I can get behind people knowing.
    Why? You're a married man. Keep it in your pants ricardo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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