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    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
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    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Is that where he leaned about realistic and non-realistic lesbian sex?
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    I am assuming he's had group sex involving lesbians, although I haven't asked him outright.

    edit: is that a weird thing to assume? lol
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    Depends. was this group sex in a basement in Seattle?

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    Probably somewhere in Europe. Or Mesa. lol.
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    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Or perhaps Tijuana
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    He has mentioned wanting to go to Rocky Point, but not Tijuana.
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    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Your boyfriend tells you, "the lesbian sex in that movie isn't realistic. I should know," and you don't follow up on how he knows?

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    I just asked him, and he replied "lol."
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    Do you ever have non-text conversations with him
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    I'm better at talking through text, which is kind of sad I guess. The answer is yes, though.
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    He says he knows from talking to his lesbian friends.
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    lol k

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    His response makes more sense than what I was thinking.
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    His response sounds like bullshit though.

    Likely true answer: He has watched a lot of internet porn, including lesbian porn that is clearly made for and marketed to actual lesbians, and the lesbian sex they have in those films looks very different from the lesbian sex in your normal male-fantasy-driven porn. He has concluded, therefore, that lesbian-oriented lesbian porn sex is "real" and male-fantasy-driven lesbian porn sex is "not real". I can see the logic.

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    penpals....the new boyfriend

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    My lesbisn friends. I don't trust those wee wees Amy. One if them has my gorgeous cuz trapped in Paris taking photography classes.

    You know, they think cheating is ok because they say that monogamy is sacleblue and stuff and that the only bad thing is getting caught. Plus, at coachella I was grilling the wee wee about Greece and he said "yes, but we have the money and the gunz. We are ready" ready for what? Why are they fighting in Somalia and Mali? They are closet conservative imperialists who want an empire do that they can have ménage a troia with the natives

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    Is he good at sex?

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    The best.
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    Do u guys notice that In euro porn the dudes make a lot of dramatic noises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The best.
    Awesom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The best.
    I don't think you've experienced a large enough sample size to make this claim.
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    I didn't realize it until my friends over heard me having sex years ago and I guess I was all ohhhh yesss moaaaa yes baby and the. I thought maybe I picked it up from the Internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I don't think you've experienced a large enough sample size to make this claim.
    But maybe he is the best anyways how do we know ill take her word for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I say that because it doesn't feature nearly as prominently among search results among the various free streaming sites as it used to.

    Also, PornMD is an aggregate search site that pulls from the top 8 most used streaming sites.

    And i am using "streaming site" here meaning the porn version of Youtube and the like.
    PornMD is solid. Lolastube is also a winner
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    what the fuck the last page and a half
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    Patrick, the best so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    what the fuck the last page and a half
    People think this is the right thread to discuss Amy's sex life.
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    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Oh man

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    I use PornHub because it's on my Boxee. I'm not sure how to find videos I liked to watch them again though.
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    I'm really curious about this. What do you look for in a porn? Is it the dudes bod that does it for you or the sex itself or both or something more specific ?

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