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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    An ass in motion captured in a still is never a pretty thing.
    I think it also had something to do with the plastic underwear that didn't fit correctly, pushing some leftovers out the bottom.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Honestly the most disturbing thing about that whole Miley performance was her tongue being out more then it really needed to be.

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    Piling On

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    Switching gears..


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    Check out Sleeping is Giving in for great mixes and other cool stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    An ass in motion captured in a still is never a pretty thing.

    Objection, your honor.

    I'd like to call ThomThom to the witness stand....

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...78#post2514578

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post

    Classic circa 2009
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
    Objection, your honor.

    I'd like to call ThomThom to the witness stand....

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...78#post2514578
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    who is who again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    last.fm
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    14 in a row = 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012a, 2012b, 2013a, 2013b, 2014a, 2014b


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    eeeexcellent

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    but it's not funny

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    last.fm
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    last.fm
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    who is who again?

    Nothing worse than getting blunt smoke in your eye, and that's how you know she's a newb. I would say they should fuck, and get it over with, but it's obvious they're related, so it's probably better that Miley sticks to rappers like unpaid child support for now. Maybe next round, Biebs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    but it's not funny
    Eh. Can't win them all. The last few pages have other clunkers too.
    Last edited by HunterGather; 08-29-2013 at 04:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Eh. Can't win them all. The last few pages have other clunkers too.
    Although true. There was an attempt in most the other bad ones.
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Not really...
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I really wish I could make this my avatar..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    That has Courtney's old man baby beat by a considerable distance. To hell with college, I'd start saving for plastic surgery now.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    No way. That child's face is incredible. He's already 60% of the way toward becoming an eccentric composer.

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