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    That chair catch is spectacular. I've watched it a dozen times.
    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    put on Sade on loud but not too loud, start a cracklin warm fire...make sure it really crackles, ask her to lay down on your animal skin rug, pour a cool crisp glass of Chardennay without looking directly at the glass or bottle...your eyes are only on her, then find out what happens

    you'll thank me later

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggfoot17 View Post
    All without dropping her purse
    The same purse she uses to deflect the first chair that's thrown her way, as if it were a giant marshmellow. Jesus H, someone get this woman a WWE contract!


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    I doubt I could even lift that table let alone hurl it across a room. Spectacular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I still want to know what the fuck happened to cause all that shit. Also why the hell are so many of them wearing the red baseball t-shirt?
    I read that it was some sort of fashion show and there was disagreement about one of the judge's decisions.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    Jesus H, someone get this woman a WWE contract!
    The X-Men already have a bid in on her contract.
    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    put on Sade on loud but not too loud, start a cracklin warm fire...make sure it really crackles, ask her to lay down on your animal skin rug, pour a cool crisp glass of Chardennay without looking directly at the glass or bottle...your eyes are only on her, then find out what happens

    you'll thank me later

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoegazer76 View Post
    hahahahhahah!!! at 9 seconds when she picks up the table you can hear someone shout "There it is!" Like its her patented move.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA !!!!!!! nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I read that it was some sort of fashion show and there was disagreement about one of the judge's decisions.
    I read they ran out of food just as she arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post

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    ^

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    Why ______________________ ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomboclat View Post
    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

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    beastmode video got deleted can't find it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmsk123 View Post
    beastmode video got deleted can't find it either.
    Here you go. I found the full version and its great. The stungun at 2:50 is too funny. There is a short interview with her greatness at the end. Apparently it was a drag fashion show.

    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    put on Sade on loud but not too loud, start a cracklin warm fire...make sure it really crackles, ask her to lay down on your animal skin rug, pour a cool crisp glass of Chardennay without looking directly at the glass or bottle...your eyes are only on her, then find out what happens

    you'll thank me later

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    5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
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    Didn't think it could be funny. But the sounds made me laugh.
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    That faint was good, but it can't top this one:

    For your health

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    Even with that piece of the set falling on her, the other two anchors just sit there. Holy crap.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    They just won the "Coworker Crushed to Death, So What" Professionalism award in my book.


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    Someone needs to pull this bitch aside and tell him this is never going to be a good look on anyone.

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    are those some sort of pleather sweatpants made to resemble jeans? i'm so confused right now...


    Quote Originally Posted by Bomboclat View Post
    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

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    I would call that a wardrobe malfunction.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    FISTER ROBOTO

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    It's a bit unfair though, when I change an MP3 halfway through a song at a party I get yelled at, whereas Skrillex probably got a blow job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post


    Someone needs to pull this bitch aside and tell him this is never going to be a good look on anyone.
    I think this one is the worst though



    But seriously how has anyone not just punch him by now?
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    (Yeah, that's a picture of Julia Roberts. We've all had that same reaction.)


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    hitler looks good with a full beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    hitler looks good with a full beard.
    Kind of a cross between Kevin Spacey and the muford&sons guy!

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