Next time you try to look hot...

[sonofhal]

Not a Coldplay fan, but thought it was a sweet thing to do.

[gaypalmsprings]

[Neighborhood Creep]

[Gundam]

This is cool.

[Phenomena]

[JustSteve]

I wonder how they knew that licking the monkey butt would make it poop. I would have just pet the monkey's head and rubbed its belly. I mean, he licked the monkey's butt for over an hour! I wouldn't even lick a Tootsie Pop for over an hour. How does he know that the licking worked, and that the monkey just didn't naturally poop out the peanut because, well, it had been over an hour already and it was ready to pass it?

mommy cats regularly lick their kittens butts to get them to poop. taking tips from nature, it seems.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Two of the greatest things ever combined into one. Bravo.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

MOAR KITTEHS

[stinkbutt]

I kinda feel bad for laughing as hard as I did at these, but oh well

GothsonOKCupid

[Mugwog]

ladies this man is available

[Neighborhood Creep]

So many good ones, haha. That one chick in pouncing mode on a headstone has potential.

[Starraven]

ladies this man is available

If u take away the fruity ears and the electric blu hair... he's actually rather becoming.

[grannock]

Goth chicks could be hot if they werent all ugly as shit.

[betao]

I just went through all 6 pages of that, holy shit. That was entertaining.

[Mugwog]

If u take away the fruity ears and the electric blu hair... he's actually rather becoming.

You don't get to though, that's who he is, and if you cannot accept that, he will be off to his lair of conception to figure out his next step.

[Alchemy]

Goth chicks could be hot if they werent all ugly as shit.

Most people could be hot if they weren't all ugly as shit.

[gaypalmsprings]

[ramblinon]

Isaac Newton: still winning.

[stinkbutt]

That may be the funniest thing GPS has ever posted

[Bonovan]

[kitt kat]

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

[algunz]

I can't stop watching.

[fikus222]

Report: Dolphins died of drug overdose after rave

Two dolphins at a Swiss theme park died after ingesting a heroin substitute around the same time as a weekend rave at the park last November, according to reports from Switzerland.

A toxicology report from a forensics institute in St. Gallen, Switzerland, showed tests found traces of the heroin substitute buprenorphine in the dolphins' urine, according to a report in London's Daily Mail online, citing Swiss media reports.

The dolphins died within five days of each other in November, after the area near their pool in the Connyland marine park had been rented out for a weekend rave, according to the reports.

Cornelis van Elk, a Dutch marine biologist, said the drugs turn off a part of the dolphins' brains which tells them when to surface for air.

Connyland keeper Nadja Gasser told local media how one of the dolphins, named Chelmers, died, according to the Daily Mail.

"He was drifting under the water and was clearly in trouble and so we jumped into the water.

"We tried to hold him. He was shaking all over and was foaming at the mouth.

"Eventually we got him out of the water. His tongue was hanging out. He could hardly breathe.

"He was given adrenalin, but it didn't help.

"After an hour the dolphin died."

In a report in the Daily Mail shortly after the rave, wildlife experts said noise from the event could have stressed the animals' immune systems and led to the death of the first dolphin, Shadow.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/07...se-after-rave/

WTF.

[Alchemy]

Is Swedish House Mafia that bad?

[fetuspiniata]

[Neighborhood Creep]

[Robin]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/07...se-after-rave/

WTF.

I read about this yesterday and definitely had a WTF reaction.

BUT... I just read a follow up report today.
http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_...arby-rave?lite

Two dolphins in Switzerland may have died from ingesting a heroin substitute after a rave party was held near their pool, the Daily Mail is reporting. But the owner of the facility says the deaths came weeks after the event, and claims animal activists are circulating an untrue story.

Shadow and Chelmers, two dolphins living in Conny-Land Marine Park in Lipperswil, died within five days of each other back in November. The Daily Mail reports that the deaths came after the park rented land near the dolphins' training pool to a weekend rave attended by thousands.

But Conny-Land owner Roberto Gasser told the Huffington Post UK that "[The dolphins] died two weeks after the party, so the party had nothing to do with it at all. This is an untrue story let out by animal activists which might be the cause of the death of our animals."

Gasser told the Huffington Post that the facility has rented its sound-proof chateau every weekend for a decade, and that a veterinarian and others were on site the night of the rave in question. "Nothing was heard or disturbed the animals," he said.

Gasser said the medication could only have been given to the animals in food, and that signs of forced entry were found at the food preparation area. The Huffington Post quotes Gasser as calling the deaths an "attack" and "a planned strike."

Animal-rights activists originally blamed the deaths on the event's techno music, suggesting it “disoriented and distressed” the marine animals affecting their immune system. Later reports claimed that antibiotics given by zoo vets could have caused the deaths.

But a new toxicology report leaked on May 6 says forensic scientists found the heroin substitute Buprenorphine in the animals’ urine, and it likely contributed to their death, the Mail reports.

The Daily Mail quotes Conny-Land keeper Nadja Gasser as telling the media that"(Chelmers') death was very drawn out and painful," adding that "He was shaking all over and was foaming at the mouth."

According to Change.org, Shadow and Chelmers are the seventh and eighth dolphins to die in Conny-Land in the past three years.

[Mugwog]