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  1. 05-03-2012, 09:54 PM #15031
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  2. 05-03-2012, 10:57 PM #15032
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    Zookeeper saves tiny monkey by licking its butt until it poops. Seriously.
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  3. 05-03-2012, 11:04 PM #15033
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    uhhhhhhhhhh

    5/12 - Acid Mothers Temple - Casbah
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    obviously more dedicated to his job than you assholes
    5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
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  5. 05-03-2012, 11:14 PM #15035
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    Endangered animal needs it butthole to be licked or it will die and the species will be closer to extinction. You willing to throw down for mother nature?
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    But... did it really need its asshole licked? Really? The warm water didn't suffice?

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    It was too young for medication, it needed a little tickle?
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  9. 05-04-2012, 12:09 AM #15039
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    Butt licking = poop passing? That's not what I use it for. Ha, not really.

    I wonder with his laugh of satisfaction, if he had shit for teeth.
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    I wonder how they knew that licking the monkey butt would make it poop. I would have just pet the monkey's head and rubbed its belly. I mean, he licked the monkey's butt for over an hour! I wouldn't even lick a Tootsie Pop for over an hour. How does he know that the licking worked, and that the monkey just didn't naturally poop out the peanut because, well, it had been over an hour already and it was ready to pass it?
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    People get jobs that serve their fetishes. If you like children, you become a clown, priest or scout troop leader. If you like corpses, you become a mortician. If you like licking monkey butts, you become a zookeeper.
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    If you like drugs you become a chemistry teacher.... Oops
    "How long will this last, this delicious feeling of being alive, of having penetrated the veil which hides beauty and the wonders of celestial vistas? It doesn't matter, as there can be nothing but gratitude for even a glimpse of what exists for those who can become open to it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I wouldn't even lick a Tootsie Pop for over an hour.
    Let's ask Mr. Owl...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I wonder how they knew that licking the monkey butt would make it poop.
    "Wow! You saved that monkey's life by licking its butt for over an hour and forcing it to pass the peanut!"
    "Uh...what peanut?"
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    Love the old guy with the boombox.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
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    "round hole form in the center of this cloud"

    hip hop's latest hook
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    I break clouds apart all the time. It's easy. I don't even have to focus my psychic powers or chant. I just have to look at them.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****
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    Huh, strange how he sounded like "Comic Book Guy". Coincidence? I think NOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
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    The drugs dont work as well on sunday as they worked on friday.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    old but still amusing.
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    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetello View Post
    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    old but still amusing.
    still a fake article
    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    eh, youre the one in a public place reading a music festival forum thread about ganja. Expect some titties.
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    5/23 - QOTSA - Wiltern > Boris - Echoplex
    5/24 - Boris - Echoplex
    5/30 - John Talabot - Echoplex (?)
    6/02 - Bjork - Palladium
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    Hopefully they didn't bump one of their own songs off the setlist for that... A nice sentiment at least.
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    THEY DID. THEY BUMPED WARNING SIGN.
    5/23 - QOTSA - Wiltern > Boris - Echoplex
    5/24 - Boris - Echoplex
    5/30 - John Talabot - Echoplex (?)
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