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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    were hyper colors shirts 80's or 90's, i can't remember? that shit was king!
    Late 80's-Early 90's...

    I had a few of those lol...and for some reason my mom thought hyper colors=cross colours and she bought me a pair of the cross colours...

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    oh my god. the fucking on the car one is EPIC.

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    This thread is fucking awesome.
    I love music, and I hate vowels.

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    So...if Volvos are considered one of the safest cars out there...is the sex safer?

    hehe.

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    THIS is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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    Also, FUCK this game. It is impossible.

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    I also had a bout of nostalgia a couple months ago and picked this up:


    It still succeeds at absolutely frustrating the piss out of me.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    I love the Where Is Your God Now line so much.





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    Hey guys, we don't need to go quoting all the posters we think are funny. Takes up space. Also, who gives a fuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Hey guys, we don't need to go quoting all the posters we think are funny. Takes up space. Also, who gives a fuck?
    That's a good point.
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    My brother sent that pic in the Apathy poster to me for Christmas, fucking hilarious.


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    Fine. Edited.

    Also, the Dolphin one is fucking funny.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    this guy i work with graduated from high school with all those girls
    fuck

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    I think I've already posted this one, but I do love it:

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    First one don't work
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    Well, the Lex Luthor in this image is clearly the pre-crisis, Earth-1 version, meaning he is a mad scientist that escapes from prison a lot. So not rich. The rich Luthor is the John Byrne version that was introduced after the Crisis On Infinite Earths continuity reboot of 1985-1986.

    And THAT Luthor is no longer rich, either. After having to abandon the Presidency due to a public attempt to murder Superman like a maniac, Luthor eventually came out of hiding and blamed everything on an evil doppelganger from an alternate earth (not completely untrue) and was able to rebuild his public image back at LexCorp. However, Steel (Shaq played him in an awful movie) was able to finally bring Lex to justice after a little bit of mass murder.

    Although he bribed the judge to dismiss over 100 charges including murder, high treason, and election fraud, the public has finally turned against Lex. And he was kicked out of his own corporation, and now operates as an underground mad scientist. Current whereabouts are deported on an alien planet on the other side of the universe with hundreds of other supervillains. Ironically, the technology used to deport all these criminals is Apokoliptan, which is the same illegal technology that Lex had acquired from his partnership with Darkseid, which was one of the main factors in being impeached and removed from office in absentia.

    God, I'm a nerd.
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    Last edited by Boourns; 05-22-2008 at 02:01 AM.
    4/8 Summer Camp @ Echo, 4/11-13 Coachella, 4/17 SISU, Dum Dum Girls @ Roxy, 4/27 Ghost B.C. @ Fonda, 4/30 Mono @ Troubadour, 5/3 I Break Horses @ Bootleg Theater, 5/28-6/1 Primavera Sound, 6/4 Nisennenmondai @ Jazzhouse, 6/18-22 Sled Island

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Oh my God!
    It took me a few seconds to realize why you posted this pic

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    I love this...mainly because "math" shouldn't be capitalized.






    Best thread evah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I don't like you anymore.
    ok fine, i take it back. i will send you the bananafish instead to maintain at some sort of wild mutant-fish reserve. just send any baconsteak you find my way
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    this should end with GARBAGE!!
    What in the fuck?
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    i just dont dig the daft, dude.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    You already posted this one. Did you think a different caption would make it anymore funny?

    NOT FUNNY
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    You already posted this one. Did you think a different caption would make it anymore funny?

    NOT FUNNY
    Geez, calm the fuck down! I figured since the first response to the first one I posted just so happened to refer to giving a blowjob, when I came acrossed this one, I laughed. Apparently you didn't. Oh, fucking well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    ok fine, i take it back. i will send you the bananafish instead to maintain at some sort of wild mutant-fish reserve. just send any baconsteak you find my way
    Deal.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    wow. That VA tech one is... wow.

    If someone wore that around my college campus, you would literally get fucked up by alot of students.

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    some of these are funny. love the quantum junction one.

    most of these have been around the internet for years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Geez, calm the fuck down! I figured since the first response to the first one I posted just so happened to refer to giving a blowjob, when I came acrossed this one, I laughed. Apparently you didn't. Oh, fucking well!
    I was kidding too. simmer.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigsaw View Post
    underboob is awesome.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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