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    HEY AMYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    ^Oh i see what you did.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Last edited by Hopeless Semantic; 05-20-2008 at 02:43 PM.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    So you learned how to suck cock by watching a mouse eat a baby carrot??
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    So you learned how to suck cock by watching a mouse eat a baby carrot??
    wait, isn't that how you're supposed to do it?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    wait, isn't that how you're supposed to do it?!
    No! Mice use too much teeth... or tooth, whatever, just sayin...

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    ::has a platinum coating on his dick to protect against nibble attacks::
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Yeah. a turd winkin at you from inside a toilet is a-ok, but a suggestive looking armpit is just not tolerable.

    i poo, i dont have armpits.

    actually, id just rather see a poo than an armpit posing as a vagina. that poo one is pretty dirty though.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    wait, isn't that how you're supposed to do it?!
    long as you get it all in there, we'll be ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    nothing anyone else says on this board is really gonna hurt them either. and thats not even what im talking about. its not the post, or the context in the thread or this forum, its the real life actions you've spoken about. again, just sayin.
    My problem is with the guys here who keep egging each other on about the pics of the underaged girls. It reminds me of that horrible gang-rape scene in The Accused. "Everyone else said it was OK so I'm doing it too" kind of thing--peer pressure or whatever. I spoke up because I don't want anyone here to think doing that is ever OK.

    And btw, I when I said "your" I meant the guys here who thought it was ok. I didn't really mean you, marooko.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    I'd hit it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My problem is with the guys here who keep egging each other on about the pics of the underaged girls. It reminds me of that horrible gang-rape scene in The Accused. "Everyone else said it was OK so I'm doing it too" kind of thing--peer pressure or whatever. I spoke up because I don't want anyone here to think doing that is ever OK.

    And btw, I when I said "your" I meant the guys here who thought it was ok. I didn't really mean you, marooko.
    i hear what you're saying. i promise i wasnt trying to be a dick, which is why i wasnt specific.

    i would hope no one here would think that is ever ok, but you never know.

    that movie is pretty fucking twisted.

    ill believe you when you say you weren't saying me specifically, but understand thats what was written, so thats how i took it at that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigsaw View Post
    I'd hit it...
    aaahhhahahhahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My problem is with the guys here who keep egging each other on about the pics of the underaged girls. It reminds me of that horrible gang-rape scene in The Accused. "Everyone else said it was OK so I'm doing it too" kind of thing--peer pressure or whatever. I spoke up because I don't want anyone here to think doing that is ever OK.

    And btw, I when I said "your" I meant the guys here who thought it was ok. I didn't really mean you, marooko.

    It kind of reminded me about the scene in Deliverance when that one creepy guy says to the other, "You gotta pretty mouth"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    man, i wish i had some AIM conversations from like 10-12 years ago. my friends and i would ALWAYS cyber back with people who would message us for that reason (come on, that's all AOL WAS back then).

    then we would get them to the point of climax and say things like "i'm stooling in your mouth" and then if they actually kept going, we'd just get raunchier and raunchier until they'd finally get all pissed. it was great, i wish i had those still.
    lol good times, good times. I remember some of those. wish i kept em. damn i bet everyone at that time was just fake cybering with each other. ha
    Last edited by whynotsmile99; 05-20-2008 at 03:47 PM.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    So you learned how to suck cock by watching a mouse eat a baby carrot??
    i think its a hamster

    and did i miss the Poo one?

    don't start deleting these
    Last edited by whynotsmile99; 05-20-2008 at 03:50 PM.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I hate it when chicks try to cheat and put it in their cheek. Just open up your god damn mouth already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    lol good times, good times. I remember some of those. wish i kept em. damn i bet everyone at that time was just fake cybering with each other. ha
    no, some of us were normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    So you learned how to suck cock by watching a mouse eat a baby carrot??
    Yeah, I figured it'd be better than trying to learn from some closet wannabe ****** like yourself!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Brokendoll, i have never chimed in, but you really are pretty horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    wait, isn't that how you're supposed to do it?!
    Thank you, Ivy. But, try explaining it to that fucktard.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigsaw View Post
    I hate it when chicks try to cheat and put it in their cheek. Just open up your god damn mouth already!
    Be patient, honey and let me dislocate this jawbone of mine first, dammit!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    this thread is getting hostile. heres some baby animals to calm everyone down





    http://www.3gnmedia.com/wp-content/u.../curiosity.jpg[IMG]


    http://www.3gnmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/curiosity.jpg[/IMG]







    totally NSFW, but funny as hell
    http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4...rationspz3.jpg
    Last edited by whynotsmile99; 05-20-2008 at 04:05 PM.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    Brokendoll, i have never chimed in, but you really are pretty horrible.
    No more horrible than anyone else can be at times around this circus tent.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I was just asking an innocent question, sorry I forgot that your father taught you not the mouse. I will not make that mistake again.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    Though there's not many days that I do
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    When your an adult it's no cliche it's the truth

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    There is nothing in that picture to indicate that she is jailbait.
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    The Smiths - makes me think bin Laden has a point.

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    i want taht star wars picture framed, in my house, now
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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