Next time you try to look hot...

[Boourns]

[kitt kat]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!

also, the rape one made me lol

[whynotsmile99]

wow!

god thats funny. and that aussie racism ad is gold. I love this thread

[chairmenmeow47]

i'm sure most of these were stolen from fark:



might be specially for me cause i can't find a bigger one online (so lemme know if you have a bigger one):















going to post more cause i bet there's a limit...

[betao]

the love must continue

[Boourns]

I didn't know they made green anus fleshlights.

What I do know is that the creature in the picture is Yaddle, obviously the same species as Yoda, and has a backstory told in shitty books even I wouldn't read back in the day. And I'm ashamed to know this.

[chairmenmeow47]

[chairmenmeow47]

the love must continue

[feather]

this thread is hilarious and does not get old...yet

[whynotsmile99]

I didn't know they made green anus fleshlights.

What I do know is that the creature in the picture is Yaddle, obviously the same species as Yoda, and has a backstory told in shitty books even I wouldn't read back in the day. And I'm ashamed to know this.

how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?

[psychoc&ndy]

how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?

lol Yaddle? so they've got a fetish for yaddle-ass-fucking. i bet its some star wars nerd who legitimately gets off to characters i.e. chewie giving a han-job to han solo while getting his ass eaten out by some jawas

[kitt kat]

the minimum. lolololol.

[Boourns]

how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?

Because the vagina and mouth ones have wider openings. And an anus would be even more appalling. Look closely.

[kitt kat]

[smoke]

[smoke]

[smoke]

[thelastgreatman]

I love beagles:











And a very special treat coming up next...

[thelastgreatman]

This is my first personal demotivational poster. The picture is an actual picture of my car taken just before I left my apartment to drive out to Coachella. My passenger window was busted completely to pieces in an accident back around the beginning of April, I have no money to get it fixed.

[kitt kat]

wait, you camped, right?
because i think we parked next to you one day
and totally lol'd at your plastic wrap job

[PassiveTheory]

Will Randy...

a. Respond
b. Respond and make a comment about kitt katt's kind of "wrap job"
c. Respond and take a different direction and still be funny

[psychoc&ndy]

"saran wrap this shit and let's go" haha thats great

[kitt kat]

Will Randy...

a. Respond
b. Respond and make a comment about kitt katt's kind of "wrap job"
c. Respond and take a different direction and still be funny

Is Passive....

a. Secretly in love with Randy and hopes his recent attempts at indirect flattery will prove victorious?
b. Afraid of getting on Randy's bad side, so he will constantly pick on people Randy doesn't like in hopes Randy will spare him insult?
c. Hoping Randy will make fun of his hair?
d. all of the above

[thelastgreatman]

My car mentioned it had seen you--then made fun of your overbite.

[kitt kat]

Oooooh is that the best you've got?

Too bad I don't have an overbite.

[thelastgreatman]

You're right. From the looks of it, you got at least two overbites.

[kitt kat]

*bah dum dum ching*

You'll be here all week, right?

[gmoneyak]

fucking Mondays.

[PassiveTheory]

Is Passive....

a. Secretly in love with Randy and hopes his recent attempts at indirect flattery will prove victorious?
b. Afraid of getting on Randy's bad side, so he will constantly pick on people Randy doesn't like in hopes Randy will spare him insult?
c. Hoping Randy will make fun of his hair?
d. all of the above

a. Randy always plays hard to get, but that's neither here nor there. Besides, after BrokenDoll, you seem to be pursuing Randy the most, so while chasing after his nutsack, don't be the pot calling the kettle black.

b. Hah, like Randy'd spare me insult.

c. This will be the response to b.

[allyjoy]

point to PT