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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!

    also, the rape one made me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    wow!

    god thats funny. and that aussie racism ad is gold. I love this thread
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    i'm sure most of these were stolen from fark:



    might be specially for me cause i can't find a bigger one online (so lemme know if you have a bigger one):















    going to post more cause i bet there's a limit...
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    the love must continue










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    I didn't know they made green anus fleshlights.

    What I do know is that the creature in the picture is Yaddle, obviously the same species as Yoda, and has a backstory told in shitty books even I wouldn't read back in the day. And I'm ashamed to know this.
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    Last edited by chairmenmeow47; 05-19-2008 at 10:37 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    the love must continue


    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    this thread is hilarious and does not get old...yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I didn't know they made green anus fleshlights.

    What I do know is that the creature in the picture is Yaddle, obviously the same species as Yoda, and has a backstory told in shitty books even I wouldn't read back in the day. And I'm ashamed to know this.
    how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?
    lol Yaddle? so they've got a fetish for yaddle-ass-fucking. i bet its some star wars nerd who legitimately gets off to characters i.e. chewie giving a han-job to han solo while getting his ass eaten out by some jawas
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    the minimum. lolololol.









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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    how do you know thats an anus fleshlight?
    Because the vagina and mouth ones have wider openings. And an anus would be even more appalling. Look closely.

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    I love beagles:











    And a very special treat coming up next...
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    This is my first personal demotivational poster. The picture is an actual picture of my car taken just before I left my apartment to drive out to Coachella. My passenger window was busted completely to pieces in an accident back around the beginning of April, I have no money to get it fixed.

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    wait, you camped, right?
    because i think we parked next to you one day
    and totally lol'd at your plastic wrap job

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    Will Randy...

    a. Respond
    b. Respond and make a comment about kitt katt's kind of "wrap job"
    c. Respond and take a different direction and still be funny
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    "saran wrap this shit and let's go" haha thats great
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Will Randy...

    a. Respond
    b. Respond and make a comment about kitt katt's kind of "wrap job"
    c. Respond and take a different direction and still be funny
    Is Passive....

    a. Secretly in love with Randy and hopes his recent attempts at indirect flattery will prove victorious?
    b. Afraid of getting on Randy's bad side, so he will constantly pick on people Randy doesn't like in hopes Randy will spare him insult?
    c. Hoping Randy will make fun of his hair?
    d. all of the above
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    My car mentioned it had seen you--then made fun of your overbite.
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    Oooooh is that the best you've got?

    Too bad I don't have an overbite.

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    You're right. From the looks of it, you got at least two overbites.
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    *bah dum dum ching*

    You'll be here all week, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Is Passive....

    a. Secretly in love with Randy and hopes his recent attempts at indirect flattery will prove victorious?
    b. Afraid of getting on Randy's bad side, so he will constantly pick on people Randy doesn't like in hopes Randy will spare him insult?
    c. Hoping Randy will make fun of his hair?
    d. all of the above
    a. Randy always plays hard to get, but that's neither here nor there. Besides, after BrokenDoll, you seem to be pursuing Randy the most, so while chasing after his nutsack, don't be the pot calling the kettle black.

    b. Hah, like Randy'd spare me insult.

    c. This will be the response to b.
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    point to PT
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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