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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    bump, you'll thank me
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If Bob Dylan saved up his jizz for a year, and then molded it into the shape of records, and released it as a limited edition box set, it would top any Rolling Stone list, even if said list was about the top 50 Arabic transsexual rappers of the last 10 years. Robert Plant would probably be on there somewhere too.

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    out of fucking control
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    some great ones in there no doubt
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    nice

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    that

    was

    awesome
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    would be polite to add a "nsfw" for those who are viewing from work...

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    the bathtub wins

    all the rest, eh. well the mongoloid one was good.
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    I always lol and then get all paranoid - what if someday I find a picture of myself in one of those things? That would teh suxs.
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    tomato soup looks and tastes like vegetable menstruation.

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    I don't get the one with the girls in the tub. PLEASE EXPLAIN!

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    Look more closely.

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    where? is it that there is a person on the window outside?

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    You have an Alvin & the Chipmunks avatar. We all know you don't understand women in bathtubs.

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    I don't need a smart ass, I need an answer

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    I'm wearing your skin.

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    nice and soft right, for a wannabe HARD ass like yourself.

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    It's true--Pot does have a hard ass. I inspect it regularly.
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    I just need someone to point out that girls in the tub picture.

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    stare at the very middle of the image and pull it away from your face slowly...
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    foot in vagina.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Where is the alternate version of that girl outside the door wearng the fuzzy coact? There is another version and it is way fucking funnier.
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    that was surprisingly fucking entertaining...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Where is the alternate version of that girl outside the door wearng the fuzzy coact? There is another version and it is way fucking funnier.

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    i had to

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke View Post
    This picture is what God used to invent erections.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
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    "Blasphemy" is still my favorite, hands down.
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    If it was supposed to be a joke, there'd be a cat in the picture somewhere. That's how you can tell, on the internet.

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    What's this all about?

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    i'll be back later to completely own this thread.

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    Didn't Hannah invent this phrase on the board and somebody from here made the picture?
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