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    A lot better than this sketch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post


    This is a police sketch of a man who was allegedly exposing himself to children in a park in my city.
    If every time he left he said "Thank y'all for comin' out. God bless good night" then I'd be doubly sure that's Russel Simmons.

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    WOOF

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    It's like a Guess Who card
    Fucking crying

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You two are so fucking stupid it brings genuine tears to my eyes. That I am locked into the same species with you hideous worms causes me unbearable sadness.

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    There are some things about Japanese culture that I will never understand.

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    Oh, Facebook.


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    That flasher is a dirty trick.
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    Yeah, I would still be pissed if I was dad. I have the same feeling towards this as the video where the guy put "Have a Nice Day" fake parking tickets on people's windshields.

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    Lucidity, come back to me. Put all five senses back to where they're meant to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    Oh, Facebook.

    lulz at related video.

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    ^ I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You two are so fucking stupid it brings genuine tears to my eyes. That I am locked into the same species with you hideous worms causes me unbearable sadness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    ^ I don't get it.
    spend some time contemplating the name in the middle of the lower sign.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Oh, because Fuchs (pronounced Fyooks) looks like Fucks? Haven't any of you met a Fuchs before?

    I can think of funnier last names, Putz being one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    Oh, because Fuchs (pronounced Fyooks) looks like Fucks? Haven't any of you met a Fuchs before?

    I can think of funnier last names, Putz being one.
    But can you think of a funnier middle name?

    next time you are in LA (or if you live here already) go to the Rosedale Cemetery on Normandie and Washington and pay your respects to the Slutz family

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    I mean seriously this really isn't the place for such puerile displays.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    Oh, because Fuchs (pronounced Fyooks) looks like Fucks? Haven't any of you met a Fuchs before?

    I can think of funnier last names, Putz being one.
    If it was simply "Arlene Fuchs," I would agree with you, but the entire string of "Arlene Fuchs Katz" is certainly deserving of some giggles. "Arlene Putz Katz" definitely would not be funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Lucidity, come back to me. Put all five senses back to where they're meant to be.

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    I just need to put this here to save it for later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    I'm a sucker for a punctuated walk of shame.

    (though it looks staged)
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post


    This is a police sketch of a man who was allegedly exposing himself to children in a park in my city.
    This is amazing. Someone should make this their avatar.

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    This guy allegedly groped an 11 year old girl in a Dunkin Donuts

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