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    That's not funny. It's like a pack of wolves ready to prey (not pray) on a cute bunny.
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    i think it's hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    that's fucking funny

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    Anyone else notice this happen?

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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    The brazzers pic might be the funniest in the history of this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Just incase you need an update on the safe and proper use of a forklift - in german.

    (starts off slow but I was in tears by the end of it)

    This is famous in the Learning and Development world.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Really? I'm surprised they let toddlers watch that.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Seriously. I can't imagine there are that many American toddlers that are fluent in German, or can read the subtitles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    This is famous in the Learning and Development world.
    This is famous in the captncrnch world.


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    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    This might be the worst thing ever posted in this thread.
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    which one went first?
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Grumpy. Everyone else looks like scared while Grumpy's eyes are the only ones that look like he is ready for the kill, so to speak.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    he looks more in the mood to make hate.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    October 3/4 - Desert Stars - Pioneertown
    October 17 - Massive Attack - SB Bowl
    November 8 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    November 9 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    April 10/11/12 - Coachella wknd 1 - Indio

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    I'm confused why there's a Brazzers logo on both of those pics.
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    Brazzers is a popular straight porn site/studio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Brazzers is a popular straight porn site/studio.
    Or as it's known colloquially, "porn."
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I was explaining specifically what it was, but if you want to be all cunty about it, yes, porn.

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    Is the whole "let's put a Brazzers logo on any image that has one person on one side and many people on another side and therefore it implies it will be a gangbang" thing really funny anymore? This meme is old as dirt and Brazzers isn't even that popular of a website anymore from what i can tell
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    Thanks for explaining the joke.







    Seriously, thanks.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Brazzers isn't even that popular of a website anymore from what i can tell
    Go on...
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Yes, Drinkey, what are the popular porn websites these days?
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    I could use some new material also, drinkey.

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    My bf pointed me to kink.com
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I say that because it doesn't feature nearly as prominently among search results among the various free streaming sites as it used to.

    Also, PornMD is an aggregate search site that pulls from the top 8 most used streaming sites.

    And i am using "streaming site" here meaning the porn version of Youtube and the like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My bf pointed me to kink.com
    What did he point with?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Well, it was a link on a text he sent me. I was typing figuratively.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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