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    Was just reading the posts re: Chris Dorner and it reminded me of this from the other day. Thanks Onion for getting the facts straight.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/los...1306/?ref=auto

    Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    LOS ANGELES—Los Angeles residents are reportedly on edge today following reports that hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers are resuming regular patrolling duties after the conclusion of Tuesday’s manhunt for rogue ex-cop Christopher Dorner. “I mean, just knowing they’re out there is terrifying—how can I feel safe when these maniacs are on the loose in my neighborhood?” said a visibly rattled Ashley Stillson, 38, who explained that she strictly observed the city’s advisory to avoid the historically violent, unpredictable predators by going out in groups and avoiding the streets entirely after nightfall. “These guys are volatile and, in many cases, mentally unstable. Something needs to be done about them because I fear for my family knowing these sick people are still at large.” At press time, sources reported the tense mood in L.A. had brightened considerably after news of a serial rapist diverted numerous LAPD officers to a sprawling manhunt in nearby San Bernardino.

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    Attack, my pretties!




















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    I love how the Japanese Chin shoots up to stare when the Daschund's toungue gets grabbed.
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    ^ You gotta see the original video that's taken from, I think it was posted here before:


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    That whole video is unreal. Peta must want to lynch that guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Okay, now that's disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    That whole video is unreal. Peta must want to lynch that guy.
    Probably but I kinda feel bad for the guy. I don't know the story behind this at all but he just seems kinda hapless. TOO MANY ANIMALS

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    lololol, every time they smashed something, I jumped for some reason.
    Funny how some customers were 'meh' about someone falling.

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    I love how they are trying to help the guy up and he just keeps "slipping". hahaha
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    There's lots of funny videos on the web but it takes a special one to really bring tears of joy to my eyes. "Gallon Smash Prank" has now achieved this lofty goal.

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    agreed. It was hard to keep the laughs low enough not to draw attention at work.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I like how just falling and then throwing them up doesn't become enough anymore and he start to forcefully throw them at the shelves and what not. Also the girl reaction at the 2:10 point I think is the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Or when he throws them together, then falls.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I didn't bother keeping it quiet at work. My co-worker's always laughing with his headphones on.

    Edit: sadly they didn't find this that funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Edit: sadly they didn't find this that funny.
    Neither did I. Back in my day, prank videos that were funny would crack a rib or two from laughing so hard, like "Best of Floating Dollar Prank in the Hood". This is just a waste of perfectly good milk. Pranks these days.

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    I admit, at first I didn't think it was cool to be wasting milk like that and risking serious injury. But the bystander on his cell at 1:09 made me LOL and after that I began to focus on the bystanders and pretty soon I was having trouble catching my breath and tears of laughter were flowing. Best laugh of the week.
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    This has been floating around but for those that have yet to see it. I think the females might find it a bit more funny though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    I can't imagine that being funny for 3+ minutes.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    The Internet confuses me..


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    Check out Sleeping In Is Giving In for great mixes and other cool stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    this is one of those videos that get built up by the music, just to be let down in the end... had me on the edge of my seat until the shirt change.
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    Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetello View Post
    this is one of those videos that get built up by the music, just to be let down in the end... had me on the edge of my seat until the shirt change.
    I think it may have been covered in soot like his face, which would have covered the graphic.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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