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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    It's depressing that so many of you are actually just an absolute waste of an oxygen breather, but believe it or not, this thread used to deliver.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
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    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
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    HERE'S A PICTURE OF SOMEONE FAT OR UGLY OR NOT VERY INTERESTING LOOKING

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    CLASSIC GUY GETTING HIT IN THE CROTCH GIF. A HAR HAR HAR

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    HERE'S A BABY PEEING SOMEONE'S FACE GIF WHY DID HIS PEEPEE DO THAT

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    I am so tempted to click on the cum box link... Is it THAT bad?
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole.Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I am so tempted to click on the cum box link... Is it THAT bad?
    I think its worth seeing. I mean just for the fact it exists. I was more shocked that the original poster came back then anything and added pictures after people requested them. That whole thread on reddit was just some of the crazier stuff I've ever read. People are fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's depressing that so many of you are actually just an absolute waste of an oxygen breather, but believe it or not, this thread used to deliver.
    Per National Geographic's November 2011 issue, Samoan and Suma wrestlers have bands of groupies that follow them. I guess "hot" is culturally relative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    @ 1:29
    I'm morbidly fascinated by these, but horrified there are actually people inside the vehicles.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's depressing that so many of you are actually just an absolute waste of an oxygen breather, but believe it or not, this thread used to deliver.
    ITT: Guedita is officially over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeantheJeweler View Post
    Not sure if this has been posted by I LOL'd and soda came out my nose.......

    I always dream of the day my man will get down on one knee in front of me...



    ..this is probably what will end up happening tho.

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    I think she is just upset by the lack of delivery the 500th page is offering
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    HERE'S A PICTURE OF SOMEONE FAT OR UGLY OR NOT VERY INTERESTING LOOKING












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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    HERE'S A BABY PEEING SOMEONE'S FACE GIF WHY DID HIS PEEPEE DO THAT
    LEAVE THE INTERNET YOU JADED BITCH.

    now your life's number one problem is solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    LEAVE THE INTERNET YOU JADED BITCH.

    now your life's number one problem is solved.
    In my head I picture your avatar yelling that at her and her walking away crying and kicking rocks
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I am so tempted to click on the cum box link... Is it THAT bad?
    It is disturbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Just two of the many fine examples of funny internet.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRotten42 View Post
    It is disturbing.
    I read the story but couldn't click the link.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Its a disturbing picture, but not enough to make you gag and throw up right away. It's more like a forensics lab puzzle. So much DNA, someone tried to set fire to. So much history of fapping.

    And how its open is crazy also - I imagined originally a hole he stuck his dick in as he came, this is not the case here. It seems the perp would pull the "cumbox" from the general storage area, lay it on the floor in front of him, and proceed with the batin'. He would then ejaculate aggressively aiming to dirty up that box.

    Because that box has cum everywhere.

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    His comments of the smell is what got me...

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    OKAY FINE I'LL READ ABOUT THE CUMBOX
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    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
    last.fm
    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    http://www.people.com/people/article...s-topheadlines



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    2005, 2007, 2011, 2012 W1, 2012 W2, 2013 W1, 2013 W2, and SOON 2014 W1 & 2014 W2!!

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    Also this,

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1461288.html

    I wish there was a picture of the toothless dude, but the related video "Man Pulls Cruise Ship With Teeth" at the bottom is pretty great. Hahaha toothless guy, look what you can't do anymore!
    2005, 2007, 2011, 2012 W1, 2012 W2, 2013 W1, 2013 W2, and SOON 2014 W1 & 2014 W2!!

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    Not gonna lie, that was fun. At least better than work!
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
    Yes. Yes. Yes.

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